Just then, with a resounding BAMF! Everyone's least favourite hero, Spandex Monkey Man, teleports in. Raising an eyebrow in a fashion reminiscent of Roger Moore, Spandex addresses Centurion.
SMM: I could ask you what you're doing in CJ's bedroom with a 17 year old girl...
Centurion:
SMM: ...but I'm not going to. Get the girl and get downstairs. Important meeting, now.
C: Riight. Ermmm, who;s in charge round here? It's just, well, I'm kinda new, and Mom says that she needs the leader's phone-number so she knows who to sue...
SMM:
Well, I would
never ordinarily do this, but as I don't want to be sued...Wednesday is. Temporarily.
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Downstairs, the JLR are breaking open the brewskies and delving Wednesday's substantial video collection (Two words: Amateur. Porn) when Spandex BAMF!'s in, with his trademark lack of tact or regard for any other living being.
SMM: When you lot have quite finished, there's an important meeting of the JLR to be done.
Fused: Yeah? Since when?
SMM: Since I said so.
Liberally sticking the boot in to get the JLR off their backsides, Spandex finally gets the meeting under way.
SMM: First order of business, J.A.R.V.I.S
Fused: The Butler? 'Cos dude, that is an english butler name!
SMM:
No, Fused you puerile simpleton! Jlr Automated Recording Voicemail and Information Service! It was an idea that Brit came up with before our battle with the CSF!
W: Then how did you find out?
SMM: I read his mind when we were fighting the Umber Hulk. (flourishing J.A.R.V.I.S)
This will enable us to keep in touch in any circumstance, no matter how arduous the situation.
W: Yeah, yeah. Anything else, Monkey Boy?
SMM:
If I still had my power-stealing game, I'd kick your ass!
F: Hey, that reminds me. Wednesday, what's your new power?
W: More important is, what is Chant doing? I'll admit he's been quiet for a while, but that surely means that he's planning something bad-ass.
SMM: Who cares? A loony postman is hardly the most difficult thing we've faced.
W: Chant may appear to be a bit useless, but he's our Arch-Nemesis! Has been since the DCMB's. We have to keep fighting him! It's like our job or something.
SMM: BUTTMONKEY!
JLR:
SMM: I have absolutely no idea why I said that...
