Spandex, as is becoming more and more common these days, rolls his eyes at his team-mates perceived ineptitude.

SMM: Typical. A single girly scream and they all forget about the problem at hand. Looks like I'm on my own.

So saying, he swirls his cape, and teleports away, materialising outside the local post office.

SMM: Where better to start with a search for the postmaster of mayhem than a post office?

Spandex kicks open the office and charges in, finding face to face with...a completely ordinary post-office worker. Undeterred, he grabs him and shakes him roughly.

SMM: Where is the postmaster of mayhem?! Tell me now, or face my wrath!

Unfortunately, he completely fails to spot the mighty postworker of doom behind him, and is clobbered to the groundadn dragged off...