Meanwhile..........
The Narrator: whilst the JLR fidgets over a slip of a girl, SpandexMonkeyMan is being clobbered by a postalworker of doom (that's a new invention) and the writers worry about the awards, CHANT, our magnificent Mailmaster of Mayhem is up to more evil!
Chant walks into the Postal Office of Postal science looking for the head Postal Worker Scientist, Dr. huh?
Chant: Where are you Dr. huh? where you?
Dr. huh?: Oh most magnificently odd Postal Master, I am here, I am here (grovel some more!
Chant: what's this about grovelling?
Dr. huh?: Oh, I was just reading a cue card...
Chant: Oh, then by all means, do continue a little more
Dr. huh?: Oh most mighty Chant, GRANT me the wisdom to serv....
Chant: Shut up and get to work!
Dr. huh?: Yes Postmaster
Chant: Now, show me the lastest test results of the Switcher!
Dr. huh?: Certainly, we have tested it on various subject animals and the results are......astounding!
Dr. Stoned, unveil the test cage!
Dr. Stoned: whaaaaaaaa.........?
Dr. huh?: (whispering) the curtain, pull the curtain away!
Dr. Stoned: Dave's not here man.........
Dr. huh: 
Chant: ummm, is that man okay?
Dr. huh?: well, he's stoned, that's who he is
Chant: ohhhh, I see, well, here, let me get the curtain!
The Narrator:: Chant pulls away the curtain and reveals a cage............of unspeakable horrors.
Chant: 
