Back at the Farmhouse of Justice, the team have just helped David inside when, with a poof of smoke, Spandex's recumbent form lands on the couch.

Centurian: Hey, Spandex Monkey Man's hurt! We gotta help him!

Wednesday: Hey, who cares? He'll get over it. Besides, it's only Spandex, he survived an angel.

D0GG: You're just pissed off 'cose he's so powerful!

W: Damn right!

Centurian: Well, aren't we gonna do anything? I mean, he is our team-mate, isn't our duty as super-heroes?

Suddenly, Fused runs in.

Fused: Hey, 'Lesbian Amazons From Mars' is on!

JLR:

To a man, the JLR ignore their downed comrade and rush through to the living room.

Centurian:

SMM: I say, Old Boy. what the blazes is going on?

Centurian: Spandex Monkey Man! You're awake!

SMM: Why yes I do believe I am, m'dear boy! Now, do you mind telling me where I am and who you are?


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