Spandex- So wednesday, how long do we have to hold these untriumphant exit poses?
Wednesday- Long enough. But not TOO long!
Stupid Dogg- What does that-?
Wednesday- Uh-uh-uh. The chicken never pecks the seeds of despair...
JLR- What?
Wednesday- ...aaaaaaaand..... NOW!
Wednesday relaxes his pose and starts on walking again leaving the others behind.
Wednesday- Ooo! Old lady at 5 o'clock.
Fused- Ewwwww.... Wednesday. I can appreciate a hot mature woman as much as the next guy but once they cross over to granny-hooded-ness thats just plain sick.
Wednesday- No it's the old lady with the salsa! T3, how much time do we have left in the schedule.
TTT- Well minus the actual shopping and the shopping line we have exactly 2 minutes 45 seconds. And you know I'm still not getting nearly enough talk time.
Wednesday- Oh stop complaining wouldja! Look at Centurian. He never even gets to say anything unless it's about what time it is or how long he has to do something.
TTT- Hey you're right! Those should be my lines. Time is
my area of expertise
Wednesday- Okay. With all this talking now how much time do we have left?
Centurian- 2 minutes and 37 seconds
TTT- What?!? Cent, stop stealing my lines!
Centurian- Sorry
Wednesay- Perfect just enough time!
Hybrid- Just enough time for what Wednesday?
Wednesday grins.
Hybrid- Wednesday so help me if you hurt that old lady-
Wednesday- Geez stop worrying so much man. I won't hurt her. But how do you feel about stealing from little old ladies?
Hybrid- Well I can't say I'm really a fan.
Wednesday- Too bad! Fused follow my lead.
The two heroes walk up to the old lady.
Wedneday- Excuse me ma'am. Would you like some help with your groceries?
Old Lady- Oh my. How sweet of you two. Thank you so much.
The old lady hands Fused the bag with the salsa and Wednesday a bag of bread and fruit. He keeps a straight face with his eyes fixed on the old lady as he tosses the bags up in the air screaming at Fused.
Wednesday- Now, Fused, now! Run away!
Fused and Wednesday bolt from the old lady and her spilt groceries.
Wednesday- Hahahaha! That'll teach her to mess with the JLR.
Registered Member- The who?
Wedneday- Wha- Oh right you don't remember. Well don't bring that up right now! It's a subplot for later!
Stupid Dogg looks at the old lady slightly confused and trying to pick up her bags.
Stupid Dogg- You're horrible Wednesday... But hey at least we got the salsa!
