SMM (as Kaz): Alright, this friggin IT!
Leaping over a table with the proportional jumping ability of a human, Spandex runs over to Chant and, summoning all his new body's might...knees him in the groin.
Unfortunately, it's the wrong Chant!
Darren (as Chant): 
What the hell was that for?
SMM (as Kaz): Oops, wrong Chant. Sorry!
Setting Darren's body in his sights, Spamm leaps...and misses him by a clear foot.
SMM (as Kaz): Dammit!
Doog (as Hybrid): Don't worry, I've got an idea!
Doog starts banging his head on the wall, until he develops a super-hardened head. Then, he runs at Chant, hitting him square in the stomach and knocking the gun from his hands.
Chant (as Darren): $#*@! Alright, you asked for it! POST-AL!
With a mighty poof of postmasterly smoke, Chant is joined by a band of huge demonic creatures in postman uniforms.
Chant (as Darren): Have I introduced you to my Postal Demons?
