Suddenly, from out of nowhere, an Oldsmobile(sp?) Cutlass crashes into the DQ, effectivly making the restarant a drivethrough(sp?), and running over five postal demons (Cutlasses are big, clunky mofos of the species automobila).
JLR:
A mysterious female pops her head out of the window of the cutlass.
Mysterious Female: Get in the car!
SMM(as Kaz): Why should we?
Rest of JLR: Yeah?
Mysterious Female: You want to stay with the postal demons, that's fine with me, everyone has their own kink. However, I figured that anyone with half a brain even if it's zombified (looks at Midnight Spectre 2.0 as Zombrittanica) would rather leave the post demons in favor of a ride. Guess I was wrong.
JLR: WAIT!!!!!!!!
Kaz (as SMM): She makes a good point. One problem. Not all of us are going to fit.
Mysterious Female: Climb on the Hood of the car and hold on tight.
JLR:
Mysterious Female: I'm thinking of numbers between 1 and 100. Go.
Jade (as Centurian [as Gerard]): 13
Mysterious Female: Get in.
Jade (as Ceturian[as Gerard]) gets into the front seat.
Chant (as Darren): 22
Mysterious Female: Nice try, jerkoff. I was born at night, not last night.
Chant (as Darren):
Darren (as Chant): 21
Mysterious Female: Get in.
Darren (as Chant) gets into the frount seat as Jade (as Centurian [as Gerard])
TTT (as Wendsday): 69 (looks around, surprised that noone has stolen his line).
Mysterious Female: Ohhh I like you. Get in.
TTT (as Wedsnday) gets in the driverside back seat.
Wendsday (as TTT): 25
Mysterious Female: Sorry. Not thinking of that one.
Wendsday (as TTT):
bitch
Mysterious Female: What did you call me ?
Wednsday (as TTT): nothing
Mysterious Female: Thought so.
Brittannica (as Midnight Spectre 2.0): 42
Mysterious Female:
Get in.
Brittannica (as Midnight Spectre 2.0) goes to the middle back seat.
Fused (as Ace): Seven.
Mysterious Female: Get in. Everyone else, hold on to the hood.
Fused (as Ace) gets into the last seat.
Everyone else:
Everyone else (except Chant/Darren) holds on to the hood.
Mysterious Female: And we're off!
Mysterious Female drives off, plowing into two more postal demons, and making a fresh new hole in DQ.
Chant (as Darren):
