Mysterious Male: Pick a .... wait, fuck this shit. Fused isn't controling the story anymore, so I can kill that gag. Speaking of killing...
The Myterious male gets out of the car. We can see that she, urm,
he rather, is wearing a cool ass overcoat, a shirt that clings to his manly chest, and boots. Oh yeah, and
he is wearing a witchbroom skirt.
JLR:
Mysterious Male: What? I was a woman when this started. Besides, you guys do know what a kilt is ?
JLR:
Mysterious Male: Forget it.
morons
She-Chant: GET THEM!
GET THEM!
GET THEM!
etc
The postal demons rush the JLR.
Mysterious Male: Say hello to my little friend.
JLR:
Mysterious Male:
WOULD YOU ALL JUST CUT IT OUT! I MEANT MY GUN!
JLR:
Mysterious Male:
Mysterious Male opens his coat and pulls out two shiny new guns and proceeds to shoot the demons.
Sistah Wendnesday: Well ladies, are we going to stand around and let her, umm, him, ummm whoever, fight the demons alone?
JLR: Sounds like an idea yeah, okay etc...
Male Jade: Pitiful
Male Jade jumps out of the car. The JLR are horrified, because while she is goodlooking in her tight outfit as a girl, as a guy, errr, well...
Mysterious Male:
ummm, dude.-
takes off jacket, tosses it to Male Jade-Put this on. I BEG of you. At least my skirt is loose fitting.
Next person to make a face will get it blown off. With my
GUNS!!!JLR:
She-Chant: GET THEM!
GET THEM! GET THEM!
etc
Male Jade joins the fight, aiming at Chant, but hitting a postal demon.
Mysterious Male: Why are you aiming at Chant?
Male Jade: I'm a bad shot, so I figure if I aim at Chant, I'll hit a demon.
Mysterious Male: Makes perfect sense.
This plan works, surprisingly, and while Male Jade shoots his star power at She-Chant, Kaz hits the demons with his amazing human-like powers (i.e. punching and kicking them). Pi appears, looks bored, snaps his fingers, and makes Darren strong. Darren joins in, and between the four of them, they subdue the demons.
She-Chant: GET THEM!
GET THEM! GET THEM!
click
Msyterious Male puts a gun to She-Chant's ear.
Mysterious Male: Shut up.
NOW. She-Chant:
I'll be good.
***
She-Chant is bound and gagged with a myriad of silk scarves on top of the Cutlass. Mysterious Male is fixing the WMC gun. The JLR stare at their new breasts, proving that if the energy that men put into staring at breast went to space travel, we
would be running hotdog stands on the moon. Kaz, Darren, Pi, and Male Jade play a cardgame known as bullshit. Larry leave the DQ so that he can escape the madness.
She-Chant: (to Mysterious Male) Hmmm, you know, you aren't bad at this kind of stuff. Become my minion?
Mysterious Male: Sorry, not interested.
She-Chant:
Why not?
Mysterious Male: Because I would be berated, and if I made a mistake, you would kill me?
She-Chant: Good point.
Mysterious Male: Okay, it should work now.
Mysterious Male tosses the gun to Kaz.
Mysterious Male: Please shoot this gun. I would really like to be female now.
JLR:
(this is a change. The Mysterious (fe)Male is not being a world class bitch.
Mysterious Male: It will all be explained in the next JLR.
Wendnesday: Could you please stop picking at the forth wall? It is fragile as is.
Mysterious Male: Okies
Kaz prepares to shoot.
JLR (and Chant) : WAIT!!!!
Kaz: What?
JLR (and Chant) : we want to say something first.
Kaz: What's that?
JLR (and Chant) : Goodbye boobs, we'll miss you.
Mysterious Male:
Okay, that's enough. Shoot the gun.
The gun shoots, and everyone is back to normal.
Chant uses the oppotunity his returned body provided to escape the scarves.
Chant: I'll be back! Mark my words!
I'll be back! One Dilly bar, please.
He takes it, and then gets into his teleporter and leaves.
Mysterious Female: Well, alls well that ends well.
The Time Trust: Wait! There is still the matter of...
Stupid D0gg: Brit being a zombie, Spandex Monkey Man being powerless, and that salsa being uneaten. Not to mention Chant escaped.
The Time Trust:
Thats it! You have stolen my lines for the LAST ...
Stupid D0gg: Time?
The Time Trust and D0gg fight.
Wendnesday: They do have a point, you know.
Mysterious Female: Did you hear him? That is his villany for the day. Now it is time for him to go home, lick his wounds, and plot against you for next time. Besides, you are not supposed to meet me for until the next chapter, where my story comes in. I have interfered enough.
Wednesday: Well, at least fix the zombie thing. He's smells all that be damned.
Zombritannica: UUUuuhhhhHhHhrrrRrrrrrrrrrr! ! ! ! !!! ! (hey, to quote you, words hurt too, you know
)
Mysterious Female: Okay.
The Mysterious Female zapps the Zombie Britannica with a forrest green light with her left pointer finger, and SMM with a silver light coming out of the other pointer finger. Britannica is back to normal and SMM gets his powers back.
Mysterious Female: Okay, I'm off.
JLR: WAIT!
Mysterious Female: What NOW?
Brittanica: Can we get a ride?
Mysterious Female: What do I look like? A taxi?
JLR:
Mysterious Female: Okay, same seats as last time.
I'm Baaaaack! (they all do a double take, and then try to climb in the car) Minds not bodies.
Wendnesday, MS 2.0, and the other who rode on the roof of the car:
Mysterious Female: Let's go!
Drives through one of the many holes in the DQ.
***
They arrive near the farm house.
Mysterious Female: Okay, got to go. Another JLR Episode is just around the corner for me. You guys can wrap the rest of the story up without me, right? Right. Well, gotta bougie.
(Drives off)
