RKMBs Forums .::Important::. RDCW Havoc 11/10/04

Penwing gets to the head of the ramp when his music fades out. From the back-area steps Joe Mama, wearing all three belts. He stops in front of Penwing, and the two have a verbal exchange. Penwing points to the Inter-Cunt-Inental belt as he speaks, then gestures around his waist. Joe smiles, nods, then responds. The two shake hands, then go their separate ways. Joe Mama heads ringside, grabs a mic, and enters the ring.

JM: I hope that all the competitors that The Doctor and I chose to compete for this Inter-Cunt-Inental Title have the same focus, intensity, and hunger that Penwing has!

The crowd cheers. A few chant "Penwing! Penwing!"

JM: I just hope it doesn't ruin the budding romance between him and his "partner". I'd hate to think I had a hand in ruining Penny and Sammy!

This comment gets some laughs. The crowd is hyped for the main event!

JM: I'm kidding...I'm kidding. Listen: Every wrestler in the Triple-Decker Cage Match is there for a reason. They've proven that they have what it takes to make a run for the gold. They have the respect for the RDCW and its fans that makes a champion. And, most importantly, they have my and The Doctor's respect. Every one of these guys...except for one.

Chris Oakley, the only reason you are in this match tonight is because your new "Daddy" whined and moaned to get you in it. You have proven nothing to anyone in the RDCW except that you are a cheap knock-off of your's truly and that you're smart enough to know that you need someone to interfere for you; otherwise you'll never win anything! You proved that last week when Louis Bastardo won you your match! But the match results stand, and you're listed as the "victor", so you're in this match. And, should you win, I will hand over this belt to you. But don't think for a second that our business is finished, or that you get a free pass by me. We WILL face each other again, boy! And I WILL deliver unto you the beating you so desperately are begging for!

But tonight won't be the night for revenge. Tonight belongs to eight great wrestlers who are set to win RDCW gold! And, to keep it fair and honest (I'd hate for someone to lose their chance due to outside interference!), I'll be at ringside for the match! This is DEFINITELY one that should be seen live!

Good luck, gentlemen! May the best man win!

No music. Just Joe Mama leaving the ring and heading back to the locker room. On the way, he sees most of the competitors and takes a moment to wish them luck. The only one he doesn't see in Chris Oakley...