RKMBs Forums .::Important::. RDCW Havoc 11/10/04

The match starts, with elimination rules in place. JQ and Pariah are the first to go, barely making any mark in the match. As a matter of fact, no one notices who took them out or how.

The team of Captain Sammitch and Penwing attack Chris Oakley. The double-team is effective as the pair severely weaken the Bastardo enforcer and toss him out of the ring. Then they turn and start working on the former hardore champion, the caveman URG.

Rex, who ran down to the cage to avoid his "belle" (Christine Oakley), and relative newcomer Wednesday, exchange blows, holds, and near-pins. Brawling gives way to technical moves, and technical moves give way to brawling again.

Madman: Look at Rex and Wednesday! They're killing each other! I love this match!!!

JM: Those were the first two who came to mind when this match was set up. Rex, I know from experience, is a tough customer - his time with the Oakleys has only made him a better, more brutal, competitor. And Wednesday is just showing how good he's always been. They're my personal favorites to win the Inter-Cunt-Inental Title.

Mouth: What's Chris doing???

While the match goes on, Chris Oakley is lying outside the ring, between the ring itself and the cage. Bastardo is by his side (cage between them), seemingly giving advice. Something appears to pass from manager to protegee, then another thing. Chris continues to "catch his breath".

Mouth: What did that sonavabitch Louie just give to Chris???

Madman: Nothing, Monroe! Just some friendly managerial advice!

JM: We'll see...

The ring is in chaos! Rex, Wednesday, Sammitch, and Penwing are now battling each other! URG uses the chaos as his cover, grabs Wednesday, and bludgeons him into the ring corners before delivering a powerslam. The cover, and Wednesday is eliminated. Sammitch and Penwing deliver a double-team finisher to Rex, then cover him for the elimination. URG grabs Penwing and throws him over the ropes and into the cage itself! The whole cage shakes with the impact, and Penwing slides to the floor.

Chris Oakley is crawling into the ring.

Captain Sammitch does his best to hold his own against the caveman, but to no avail. URG tears into Sammitch as he would a mammoth, and the pin is inevitable.

Chris Oakley is lying in a ring corner, fumbling with something in his hands.

Penwing gets in the ring as URG moves towards Chris, vengeance for Sammitch on his mind. He batters the back of URG's head to get the caveman's attention, then uses his speed and a flurry of blows to keep URG off-guard. Penwing jumps on the caveman's back at locks in a modified sleeper hold, which is basically a choke-hold. URG struggles, slamming Penwing into the ringposts, the ropes, and onto the mat. But the exertion just speeds up the desired effect, and URG succumbs to Penwing's "sleeper-choke". Penwing pulls himself from underneath URG and stands to face off against his former nemesis...

And is dropped with a right, then a left, from Chris Oakley's brass knuckled fists. Chris drops onto the unconscious and bleeding Penwing...

Mouth: That's not right! Oakley cheated!


1...

Madman: Chris Oakley is about to win the match and the belt! Bastardo is a genius!!!

2...

Joe Mama frowns and squints. His right hand moves to his jacket pocket for a moment, then comes out and reaches for the coveted title.

JM: Maybe so...

3!!!

Chris Oakley is in the center of the ring, celebrating his victory. Jump Around blasts over the speakers. Louie Bastardo is jumping around in excitement, then pausing after a few jumps to ctach his breath. The crowd is booing and throwing grabage at the ring, but neither champion nor manager notices or cares. Joe Mama stands, with title belt in his right hand, and makes his way to the cage.

Madman: Joe Mama is not happy, Monroe! He does not wanna be anywhere near the new IC Champion! This is the worst day of his life!!!

Mouth: You're despicable, Marcum! Oakley cheated to win, and now the Eurotrash Champion has to reward that cheater!

Madman (to Joe Mama): Hey pretty boy! Show the new champ some respect. Spray some of that AXE body spray ya got in yer pocket before you go in there!!!

JM (turns to Marcum, who flinches a bit. The belt moves to his left hand as JM tucks the canister into the pocket, then grabs a mic): I'll be sure to do that, Marcum.

Joe Mama makes his way to the cage and a waiting Chris Oakley...