RKMBs Forums .::Important::. RDCW Havoc 11/10/04

Louie Bastardo holds the cage door open for Joe Mama to walk through, a shit-eating grin on his face. Joe enters the cage and, as he climbs the steps to enter the ring, hears the cage door slam. Then he hears the click! as Louie Bastardo puts a lock on the door, stranding Joe Mama and Chris Oakley in the cage. The refs demand that Louie remove the lock, but he keeps saying "I don't have the key! I musta lost it!!!". Louie is jubilant!

Joe Mama enters the ring.

JM: Well, Chris, it looks like you did it. You held your own and were the last man standing. I guess there's nothing else to say but "Congratulations. You are the new Inter-Cunt-Inental Champion."

Joe holds out the belt to Chris, but Chris doesn't take it. Grin on his face, he motions for Joe to put the belt on Chris' shoulder and then raise Chris' hand in victory. Joe is visiblt chagrinned by the demand, but puts down the mic and complies. Then he starts to leave the ring, but as he makes it to the ring corner, he sees the refs and Louie (now joined by King Snarf) are still fighting about the locked door. Louie turns to the trapped Joe Mama, shrugs "innocently", and says "Gee, sorry." Then he starts to laugh until...

A terrible grin creases Joe Mama's face. He mouths the words "thank you" to Bastardo, which stops the gloating dead. Joe places his right hand in his pocket, turns back towards Chris Oakley, and just manages to dodge a brass knuckled attack. Then Joe pulls out the canister and sprays Oakley's face. Oakley howls in pain and drops onto the mat, hands clawing at his face.

Louie is now screaming for lock cutters: "Someone save my champ from that psycho!!!" Joe Mama hops to the floor and pulls from beneath the ring aset of lock cutters, which he places near the cage door. This just makes Louie that much more panicked and hysterical. King Snarf is trying to find a weak spot in the cage to break open and crawl through.

Joe Mama is now back in the ring. He gives Chris Oakley another blast from the canister. Then he grabs the mic, tests it to make sure it still works, and brings it to his lips.

JM: Can you hear me now, Chris?

Joe Mama chuckles as Chris alternates between rubbing his (obviously) maced eyes and blindly swinging at Joe Mama, to no avail. Joe kicks at Chris, then dodges a blindly-thrown punch.

JM: Did you think I wouldn't know something was up? Did you honestly believe, after two blindside attacks, that I wouldn't come to this ring prepared? You didn't REALLY think that this plan was gonna work, do you?

Joe Mama slips off the jacket, then proceeds to beat a blinded and still-in-pain Chris. The brass knuckles slide off Chris' hands and are kicked aside. Joe takes special care to punch Chris' face and rake his eyes, which only increases the pain for Chris. Chris, now stunned, is easily draped over Joe Mama's shoulders.

JM: I don't know what you're calling that sad imitation, but THIS is how you execute a REAL...EAST! COAST!! HAMMER!!!

Chris' head is plowed into the mat. He lies unconscious, with Joe Mama now standing over him and directing his comments to Louie Bastardo...

JM: Didn't Snarf warn you, Louie? Didn't he tell you exactly what I'm capable of? I ran his ass over with a fucking CAR, Louie!!! I destroyed him in a Last Man Standing Match, Louie!!! I am one of the most extreme wrestlers in this promotion! And your little actions did! NOT! Please! Me!!!

I destroyed Grimm! I ended the reign of the RwO by defeating Nowhereman for the very title that your boy holds! I ended a major faction in this promotion, one that your sad little scam doesn't REMOTELY compare to! You wanted my attention, Bastardo? You got it!!!

Now get in here and collect this waste! Let him know that he managed to piss off a LOT of great competitors with his win tonight...wrestlers who WILL have him in their sights, who will deserve their match against him! So you prepare him for those wrestlers, Louie. Because these little plans won't keep the IC Title in his hands for long. And they sure as HELL would help him beat me anymore!

Raise this cage!!!

As the cage eventually does start to lift, Joe Mama stands over the unconscious Chris Oakley and stares at Louie Bastardo. Louie and Snarf enter the ring cautiously. Joe Mama eventually steps over Chris, and leaves the three in the ring. The show fades out...