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dsoley said:
i guess i just don't like being a celebs sex toy. not saying i wouldn't fuck a hot looking woman, or even one that looked alot like certain celebraties, but i wouldn't do the celeb themselves. maybe because since their lives are so public, i know too much about. guess if i want a one night stand, i like to know as little about them as possible.




wtf...?

Britney Spears: Ok tonight after the show I want you to come up to my hotel room and be my sex toy. We're going to have mad sex, do tons of drugs and come all over each other.

You: No thanks. I'm not down with being a celebrity's sex toy. Your life is too public.

What kind of fuckin' alternate dimension do you live in where this scenario is logical???