Galactus. Seeing a giant, fat, ugly porn star about to devour the world would make my life complete
the JLA are about to commence a meeting, they proceed into that big room with the big circular JLA table. Batman opens a cupboard to get out some Bat-coffee, what falls out onto him.....
A dead Lois Lane
OR
A dead Talia
OR
A dead Wonder Woman
"Now TV's all about format these days isn't it, and I've got a new type for you right here.
Its me and Paris Hilton driving around in a car.... Now I know what you're thinking, but she's in the boot!"
"So you see, 'Ring around the Rosey' refers to the horrible symptoms of a terrifying disease, a disease which.....a disease which....ZIM! Theres a Pigeon on you're head. You have 'Head Pigeons'. get to the Nurse before they spread to the other children."
"Get off my lawn Cookie Beast!"
--Invader Zim
