RKMBs Forums .::Robegories::. Comic Books Pick one/Leave one: The Comic book edition!

A world with Hawkman/Supergirl.

There can be only one (hopefully nobody's already done this one - I'm not reading 230+ posts to check)

Kevin Smith finishes "Spider-Man/Black Cat: The Evil Men Do"

or

Kevin Smith finishes "Daredevil/Bullseye: The Target"

Kevin Smith finishes "Daredevil/Bullseye: The Target"

I only read some of the Spidey/Black Cat one, and I didn't care for it all.



Your favorite comic book hero at DC finally gets some continuity (by that I mean a great writer and artist telling a great serialized story for the next five years without any fill-ins, cross-overs, or outside interference of any kind), but the art is Manga (like Batman: Child Of Dreams)

or

Your favorite comic book hero at DC finally getting your favorite artist with no fill-ins, cross-overs, or outside interference for the next five years, but the writer constantly changes so it seems like every year/year and a half some characters are forgotten about since the new writer wants to do his/her own thing regardless of what happened before.

Child of Dreams is one of my favourite Batman stories anyway, so I'll go with the 1st one. Manga on Batman would be a little weird, but better than assholes always trying to make a name for themselves on one of your favourite characters

613: He's already finishing Spidey/Black Cat. It got upped to 6 issues instead of 5, but is apparently due to come out in the next few months according to the solicits




A sadistic mad-man captures you, sits you in a chair, tapes your eyes open and forces you to watch some horrific images. Which is the worst....



Penwing dressed up as Poison Ivy [I say 'dressed up', what I really mean is 'leafed up']

OR

Joe Mama in a leather Catwoman outfit

OR

Pariah in a Scarlet Witch costume

OR

TK as Harley Quinn


I was gonna put myself in, but i've never posted a pic here, so it'd be pointless

Pariah as Scarlet Witch. Though nothing beats having to watch Flameswordsman try to make a well-reasoned, informed argument. The horror...the horror...



Would you rather have the unenviable task of cleaning up, streamlining, and generally making the X-line a coherent franchise?

or

Do you want the job doing the same thing to Batman AND Superman?

Batman and Superman. Batman would be easy, and Superman could just fuck off and die!

Joe's avatar

VS

Penwing's avatar

PenWing's avatar, of course. Here's how that works: Joe's avatar needs PenWing's avatar to win the fight, so either way, it becomes PenWing's avatar vs. PenWing's avatar, and PenWing's avatar wins!

Try saying that really, really fast.

By the way, I have yet to post an image of myself on the boards, FSW.



You get to write your favorite comic book character, but you have to incorporate a major crossover event in the only arc you are signed on to write.

or

You get to write a character that goes against everything you beleive in, but it's a long term gig with no cross-overs, and you have total control (except you can't change the core of the character, which you so desperately want to rewrite).

Chewy kicking ass. Nowhereman helping people would just creep you out and send a shiver down your spine everytime he commits a good deed


You wake up in a parralell world, go down stairs for breakfast, and see 3 naked man cooking bacon for you, all with unhealthily large erections and creepy smiles on their faces. Who are these horny, naked man.... [pick 3]


Batman

OR

Superman

OR

Vision [robotic penis and all]

OR

Iron Man [full metal suit, just with the helmet off and penis hanging out]

OR

Hulk

OR

Lex Luthor

OR

Joker

OR

Apocalypse

OR

Odin

OR

Wally West/Flash

OR

Barry Allen/Flash [fleshy bits hanging off his decomposing corpse]






PICK ONE! LEAVE ONE!

ace - krypto has super poo.
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infinite crisis

or

identity crisis

Identity Crisis



or

Batzarro

or

Bizarro