"Ocelot was really a showroom dancer before working for The Patriots and become a triple agent. Theres an unlockable cutscene where he sneaks back into Big Boss' torture room and gives him a special dance"
Ocelot is such a penis-face.

Wonder Woman can prove you murdered Superman and comes to kill you with her ropes and toys...

or

locked in a closet with Joker and his toys?


Old men, fear me! You will shatter under my ruthless apathetic assault!

Uschi - 2
Old Men - 0

"I am convinced that this world is of no importance, and that the only people who care about dates are imbeciles and Spanish teachers." -- Jean Arp, 1921

"If Jesus came back and saw what people are doing in his name, he would never never stop throwing up." - Max von Sydow, "Hannah and Her Sisters"