"The villainous characters from Gotham parody Lock Stock and Two Smoking Barrels." because Batman already goes to Joker for help (and Catwoman, and Ivy, etc) and that would be boring.
Superman becomes a bad guy for forever in the DCU and brings about the death of Batman
or
you get your testicals chopped off?
Old men, fear me! You will shatter under my ruthless apathetic assault!
Uschi - 2 Old Men - 0
"I am convinced that this world is of no importance, and that the only people who care about dates are imbeciles and Spanish teachers." -- Jean Arp, 1921
"If Jesus came back and saw what people are doing in his name, he would never never stop throwing up." - Max von Sydow, "Hannah and Her Sisters"
