"The inmates of Arkham discover an ancient Indian burial ground when tunneling their out under the sturcture."
For two reasons: 1.it's been done and was retarded but I survived it. 2.batman souldn't become a necrephiliac.

A Batman comic for mature readers only is created in Vertigo. Then some fuckass writer gets on the book and turns it into a shitty porn comic

or

Some disgruntled fan destroys the entire DC company and comics are no longer made there ever.


Old men, fear me! You will shatter under my ruthless apathetic assault!

Uschi - 2
Old Men - 0

"I am convinced that this world is of no importance, and that the only people who care about dates are imbeciles and Spanish teachers." -- Jean Arp, 1921

"If Jesus came back and saw what people are doing in his name, he would never never stop throwing up." - Max von Sydow, "Hannah and Her Sisters"