Instead of adopting Dick Grayson, Batman adopts Stephanie Brown, thus finally ending the whole gay inuendo nonsense. However, this leads to questions in the media asking if Bruce is a pedophile, having taken in a young girl.
Sounds more real world to me. The Joker could be a horrifying letch who walks about in a purple and green overcoat and flashes people...
A dashing young homosexual lad named, Dick Grayson, recaps how he came to question his sexuality. It was a day like any other when he walked in on his adoptive father.....
...Dancing on a Bat-Pole in a skimpy new Batman outfit that shows far too much flesh
OR
...Working over a criminal with repeated smacks to his face with a lubed dildo
OR
...Cooking in the kitchen with nothing but a 'Kiss The Cook' apron on
OR
...Sleeping. Then he walked into the next room and saw Alfred watching pornography completely naked
"Now TV's all about format these days isn't it, and I've got a new type for you right here.
Its me and Paris Hilton driving around in a car.... Now I know what you're thinking, but she's in the boot!"
"So you see, 'Ring around the Rosey' refers to the horrible symptoms of a terrifying disease, a disease which.....a disease which....ZIM! Theres a Pigeon on you're head. You have 'Head Pigeons'. get to the Nurse before they spread to the other children."
"Get off my lawn Cookie Beast!"
--Invader Zim
