#38486
2000-10-27 7:50 AM
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..direct them here. (I know I'm gonna regret this...)  ------------------
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#38487
2000-10-27 7:55 AM
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Where can I get one......?
cheap!
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#38488
2000-10-27 8:00 AM
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...why at www.robkamphausen.com where the woman are cheap and the beer runs like water! A virtual utopia... ------------------
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#38489
2000-10-27 8:23 PM
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AND where it takes skin, to win! ------------------
i have spoken
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#38490
2000-10-28 8:52 AM
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quote:
Originally posted by Rob Kamphausen:
AND where it takes skin, to win!
Win? Do we have fabuleous prizes...? ------------------
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#38491
2000-10-29 2:47 AM
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prizes... prizes... prizes... ... wull... yes, of course! ------------------
i have spoken
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#38492
2000-10-29 3:37 AM
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uuummm, i have skin?!?!?! what do i win??
JENNIFER CONNELLY?!?!?!
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#38493
2000-10-29 4:45 AM
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there will be no jennifer. i do not appreciate your skin. ------------------
i have spoken
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#38494
2000-10-29 8:15 AM
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i have a natural tan that does no go away..... do i at least get one of yur cheap women pimp-phausen???
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#38495
2000-10-30 3:03 AM
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Smeg head! 200+ posts
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You can have Franta if ya want!!
He`s very cheap!!
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#38496
2000-10-30 3:54 AM
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agreed. your choice has been made, dawg. ------------------
i have spoken
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#38497
2000-10-30 4:36 AM
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NEXT QUESTION! ------------------
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#38498
2000-10-30 5:18 AM
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ok. what does "tckh" mean. ... the noise women make that involves them sucking their own front teeth. ------------------
i have spoken
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#38499
2000-10-30 7:24 AM
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It means you aint getting any tonight. Where my dawg at!
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#38500
2000-10-31 9:27 AM
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well... i DO hear that a lot. and, your theory holds true. ...damnit... ok, another question: why do women have such a range on what they find attractive? some think a hunky guy is best. some like the soft, sensative type. some think looks are all in the perfectly shaped butt. some think its the perfectly shaped nose. ...how the hell am i supposed to know what to fix? there's too much wrong with me, man! pick something! ------------------
i have spoken
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#38501
2000-11-21 4:18 AM
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1. You do not talk about snarf. 7500+ posts
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Fix the hair Bob, I don't like it!
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#38502
2000-11-21 6:35 AM
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You need a big red Ronald McDonald afro. The chicks dig that!
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#38503
2000-11-21 6:44 AM
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quote:
Originally posted by Rob Kamphausen:
why do women have such a range on what they find attractive? some think a hunky guy is best. some like the soft, sensative type. some think looks are all in the perfectly shaped butt. some think its the perfectly shaped nose. ...how the hell am i supposed to know what to fix? there's too much wrong with me, man! pick something!
Women could ask the same of Men! Do you like Red wine, white wine or no wine? Same principal...we are all different. That is why. Stay Rob. Don't change yer self for a woman (that's the womans' job anyway )! ------------------
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#38504
2000-11-21 7:56 AM
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naw... i think thats a women only thing. men, for the most part, are all looking for the same things in a woman (physically). women, on the other hand, have a WIDE range of fettishes for a man's appearance. very odd. as for the changin... man.. i would if i could! but, im me, and, thatsa way ill be. ------------------
i have spoken
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#38505
2000-11-21 10:30 PM
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1. You do not talk about snarf. 7500+ posts
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Robinson, YOU ARE SO WRONG!I only go for bearded ladies but they don't notice me!
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#38506
2002-12-11 1:28 AM
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I gotta question for Stareena. Two, actually.
Why are women such bad drivers, and how can I get a blowjob?
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#38507
2002-12-11 10:32 PM
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quote:
Originally posted by TK-069:
I gotta question for Stareena. Two, actually.
Why are women such bad drivers, and how can I get a blowjob?
#1, women ARE NOT BAD DRIVERS!!!! I take offense to that! I am a good driver, I'll have you know!!
#2, a blowjob? Just ask, honey! ![[wink]](images/icons/wink.gif)
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#38508
2002-12-11 10:42 PM
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#38509
2002-12-12 6:21 AM
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I have too much pride to offer you guys sex here. I only offer to give up the booty here.
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#38510
2002-12-12 3:02 PM
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#38511
2002-12-13 4:57 AM
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Comic books don't have bootys! Kori is a trickster!
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#38512
2002-12-12 5:12 PM
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I'm just sayin' 10000+ posts
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#38513
2002-12-12 11:21 PM
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How much money should a man offer a women for sex?
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#38514
2002-12-20 8:39 PM
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$10 to begin with. Then if she complains or tries to hold back, bump it up to $20, but hold firm. Not that I would know ![[who, me?]](graemlins/whome01.gif) ...
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#38515
2002-12-20 9:45 PM
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Ya get what ya pay for superfly.....If a woman agrees to that chances are she either:
A) very, very, very, very, drunk
B) desperate for crack
or
C) she may not be a woman at all
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#38516
2002-12-20 10:59 PM
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Silly Sr.
Much to learn you still have.
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#38517
2002-12-21 5:14 AM
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quote:
Originally posted by Rob Kamphausen:
dont do it!
its a trap!!
What? Is it not a house of ill repute? ![[eh... i dunno... ]](graemlins/ehidunno.gif)
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#38518
2002-12-21 5:16 AM
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quote:
Originally posted by TK-069:
Comic books don't have bootys! Kori is a trickster!
Trickster? Once again I ask: Is not this not a house of ill repute?
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#38519
2002-12-26 5:20 AM
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uh... uh-huh.
Here's another question: Do wimmen really like gettin' smacked on the ass while being dogged?
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#38520
2002-12-29 2:59 PM
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No...it usually scares us (if we are not expecting it) thus it disrupts the mojo it took you forever to get going and now (thanks to you Marquis de Sade) will take forever to get going again. If she is in the zone, do not smack unless you are in love with your hand.
However if she is down with it, a little smacking may get the party started faster then you can say Pink!
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#38521
2003-01-06 6:18 AM
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#38522
2003-01-06 6:20 AM
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Just how many orgasms can one woman have?
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#38523
2003-01-06 6:22 AM
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A long time ago, Bianca said man chowder tasted like steamed broccoli. Is this true?
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#38524
2003-01-07 10:09 PM
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How long should a guy wait to call after getting a woman's number?
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#38525
2003-01-08 12:55 AM
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Why do women always say nothing's wrong when in fact there is?
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