#38526
2003-01-08 12:56 AM
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Out of all the male posters in this joint, who would you select to make babies with?
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#38527
2003-01-08 12:58 AM
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Would you ever engage in a one-time service with a man/woman for an exorbitant amount of money?
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#38528
2003-01-08 1:47 AM
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quote:
Originally posted by TK-069:
Out of all the male posters in this joint, who would you select to make babies with?
Any NB but since I had a Hysterectomy, the joke would be on yall. SO I guess I'm really volunteering to be group whore!
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#38529
2003-01-08 2:00 AM
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Hmmmm Millwaukee aint that far away.....ROAD TRIP!
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#38530
2003-01-08 2:58 AM
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quote:
Originally posted by THE Franta:
Hmmmm Millwaukee aint that far away.....ROAD TRIP!
Shhhhhhhhhhhhhush! If you let the world know where I'm at, then how do you expect to hit the booty FIRST?
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#38531
2003-01-08 3:08 AM
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:lol: :lol: :lol: We're not worthy. I'm staying home. ![[no no no]](graemlins/nono.gif)
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#38532
2003-01-08 3:28 AM
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Lier!! You're on the bus right now! ![[biiiig grin]](images/icons/grin.gif)
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#38533
2003-01-08 4:13 AM
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quote:
Originally posted by Stareena:
No...it usually scares us (if we are not expecting it) thus it disrupts the mojo it took you forever to get going and now (thanks to you Marquis de Sade) will take forever to get going again. If she is in the zone, do not smack unless you are in love with your hand.
However if she is down with it, a little smacking may get the party started faster then you can say Pink!
That's funny I never met a girl who didn't like that. Disrupts the mojo? You sure you're not making that up to throw all of us off or somethin? :)
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#38534
2003-01-08 4:32 AM
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quote:
Originally posted by TK-069:
Just how many orgasms can one woman have?
I don't know...I'm still waiting for the FIRST one.
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#38535
2003-01-08 4:34 AM
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quote:
Originally posted by Captain Sammitch:
How long should a guy wait to call after getting a woman's number? ![[wink]](images/icons/wink.gif)
You should at least give her time to get home, dayum! And if you set a time to call, you should keep it, but if not, then the next day should be fine. Just don't call too later. Our other man might be there! ![[woooOOOOoooo!]](graemlins/smilewoo.gif)
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#38536
2003-01-08 4:36 AM
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Kori, checked out your site there....
uh....damn.
sure do know what you want there huh?
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#38537
2003-01-08 4:37 AM
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quote:
Originally posted by TK-069:
Why do women always say nothing's wrong when in fact there is?
Becaue we're testing to see if you actually have a clue about what is going on with us. Some of you guys are so damn dense that you couldn't feel tention if it was thick enough to cut in the room. We also want to know how finely tuned you are to us. Most of you arent and that's why you get to sleep on the couch when you ask the question and get the wrong answer from us!
If you see her tearing up the house, cutting up your pictures and buring up your Nike's then you shouldn't have to ask " Is something wrong?"
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#38538
2003-01-08 4:38 AM
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quote:
Originally posted by Princess Koriand'r:
quote:
Originally posted by TK-069:
Just how many orgasms can one woman have?
I don't know...I'm still waiting for the FIRST one.
But I think you just like to talk.
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#38539
2003-01-08 4:39 AM
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quote:
Originally posted by TK-069:
Would you ever engage in a one-time service with a man/woman for an exorbitant amount of money?
HELL FUCKING YEAH!!! Provided that I wouldn't catch anything I could die from or make me untouchable--I'd be on them like a shot!
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#38540
2003-01-08 4:39 AM
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quote:
Originally posted by La Machine:
Kori, checked out your site there....
uh....damn.
sure do know what you want there huh?
meaning.....? ![[who, me?]](graemlins/whome01.gif)
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#38541
2003-01-08 4:41 AM
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quote:
Originally posted by La Machine:
quote:
Originally posted by Princess Koriand'r:
quote:
Originally posted by TK-069:
Just how many orgasms can one woman have?
I don't know...I'm still waiting for the FIRST one.
But I think you just like to talk.
Cross my heart and swear on my two daughters. Never had one. Not in all my 28 years.
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#38542
2003-01-08 4:45 AM
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quote:
Originally posted by Princess Koriand'r:
quote:
Originally posted by La Machine:
Kori, checked out your site there....
uh....damn.
sure do know what you want there huh?
meaning.....?
oh just a couple of those stories is all. Pretty.....well...pretty well thought out I guess.
Guess you're not into the "screwing up the mojo theory" either huh? ![[mwah hwah haa]](graemlins/devil.gif)
And the only girl who ever told me she never had an orgasm.... wound up having one immediately. So forgive me if I tend to think that's girls wantin to play some more of those guerilla warfare tactics.
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#38543
2003-01-08 4:48 AM
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quote:
Originally posted by La Machine:
quote:
Originally posted by Princess Koriand'r:
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Originally posted by La Machine:
Kori, checked out your site there....
uh....damn.
sure do know what you want there huh?
meaning.....?
oh just a couple of those stories is all. Pretty.....well...pretty well thought out I guess.
Guess you're not into the "screwing up the mojo theory" either huh?
And the only girl who ever told me she never had an orgasm.... wound up having one immediately. So forgive me if I tend to think that's girls wantin to play some more of those guerilla warfare tactics.
Sorry to dissapoint, but in my case it's very much true and hop on you're AIM big boy and IM StarfireFan
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#38544
2003-01-08 4:58 AM
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ha.
never huh? that's sad.
check your PM
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#38545
2003-01-08 5:11 AM
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It really is. Why do you think I write Comic/Anime/Sci-Fi Erotica? I need an outlet man!
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#38546
2003-01-08 5:20 AM
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quote:
Originally posted by Princess Koriand'r:
quote:
Originally posted by TK-069:
Would you ever engage in a one-time service with a man/woman for an exorbitant amount of money?
HELL FUCKING YEAH!!! Provided that I wouldn't catch anything I could die from or make me untouchable--I'd be on them like a shot!
So that means no NB then, huh?
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#38547
2003-01-08 5:22 AM
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No I hear you I hear you.
Oh I and I do have AIM Didn't even know that. Get online and I'll IM you.
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#38548
2003-01-08 5:31 AM
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quote:
Originally posted by thedoctor:
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Originally posted by Princess Koriand'r:
quote:
Originally posted by TK-069:
Would you ever engage in a one-time service with a man/woman for an exorbitant amount of money?
HELL FUCKING YEAH!!! Provided that I wouldn't catch anything I could die from or make me untouchable--I'd be on them like a shot!
So that means no NB then, huh?
Hey....I gots the condoms
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#38549
2003-01-09 12:18 AM
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quote:
Originally posted by Princess Koriand'r:
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Originally posted by La Machine:
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Originally posted by Princess Koriand'r:
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Originally posted by TK-069:
Just how many orgasms can one woman have?
I don't know...I'm still waiting for the FIRST one.
But I think you just like to talk.
Cross my heart and swear on my two daughters. Never had one. Not in all my 28 years.
In my case, it's only 21 years.
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#38550
2003-01-09 1:11 AM
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quote:
Originally posted by Princess Koriand'r:
quote:
Originally posted by TK-069:
Just how many orgasms can one woman have?
I don't know...I'm still waiting for the FIRST one.
Girl, you need to get yourself a battery operated friend...it's a no-miss, sure-fire situation. And it definitely cures insomnia, too!
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#38551
2003-01-09 1:14 AM
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quote:
Originally posted by TK-069:
Just how many orgasms can one woman have?
For me I think 6 or 7 is my record. It still counts if I gave them to myself, right?
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#38552
2003-01-09 1:39 AM
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quote:
Originally posted by TK-069:
A long time ago, Bianca said man chowder tasted like steamed broccoli. Is this true?
I said no such thing!
Now drop and give me 30!
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#38553
2003-01-09 1:45 AM
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quote:
Originally posted by Princess Koriand'r:
quote:
Originally posted by La Machine:
quote:
Originally posted by Princess Koriand'r:
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Originally posted by TK-069:
Just how many orgasms can one woman have?
I don't know...I'm still waiting for the FIRST one.
But I think you just like to talk.
Cross my heart and swear on my two daughters. Never had one. Not in all my 28 years.
I'm sorry honey.
You wanna borrow my jack rabbit...?
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#38554
2003-01-09 1:48 AM
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quote:
Originally posted by TK-069:
Just how many orgasms can one woman have?
As many as she can give herself...
quote:
Originally posted by Kimi:
For me I think 6 or 7 is my record. It still counts if I gave them to myself, right?
Hell yes it still counts!
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#38555
2003-01-09 8:00 AM
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quote:
Originally posted by Bianca:
quote:
Originally posted by TK-069:
A long time ago, Bianca said man chowder tasted like steamed broccoli. Is this true?
I said no such thing!
Now drop and give me 30!
Don't lie girl! You said so! In the old 8 Ball Manor.
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#38556
2003-01-09 8:47 AM
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quote:
Originally posted by Kimi:
quote:
Originally posted by TK-069:
Just how many orgasms can one woman have?
For me I think 6 or 7 is my record. It still counts if I gave them to myself, right?
GOD DAMN!!!!
Are you kidding me???
wow.
Musta been on a Sunday.
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#38557
2003-01-09 10:38 AM
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quote:
Originally posted by TK-069:
quote:
Originally posted by Bianca:
quote:
Originally posted by TK-069:
A long time ago, Bianca said man chowder tasted like steamed broccoli. Is this true?
I said no such thing!
Now drop and give me 30!
Don't lie girl! You said so! In the old 8 Ball Manor.
Well how the hell do you expect her to remember that shit!! We were all high, drunk and high somemore! Bianca was buzzed off the contact!
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#38558
2003-01-09 2:54 PM
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quote:
Originally posted by TK-069:
Don't lie girl! You said so! In the old 8 Ball Manor.
But Broccoli...?
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#38559
2003-01-09 3:52 PM
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quote:
Originally posted by Kimi:
quote:
Originally posted by TK-069:
Just how many orgasms can one woman have?
For me I think 6 or 7 is my record. It still counts if I gave them to myself, right?
Well, someone's very obviously not sexually repressed.
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#38560
2003-01-09 3:53 PM
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Do women have a tendency to ignore 20-year-old LOTR fanboys? Even if they look good? ![[gulp!]](gulp.gif)
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#38561
2003-01-10 4:04 AM
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quote:
Originally posted by Captain Sammitch:
Do women have a tendency to ignore 20-year-old LOTR fanboys? Even if they look good?
I do, but that's just because 20 is way too young for me...
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#38562
2003-01-09 5:23 PM
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quote:
Originally posted by Rob Kamphausen:
why do women have such a range on what they find attractive? some think a hunky guy is best. some like the soft, sensative type. some think looks are all in the perfectly shaped butt. some think its the perfectly shaped nose.
...how the hell am i supposed to know what to fix? there's too much wrong with me, man! pick something!
For the same reason why men are predetermined to spread their seed where ever they can. It's human nature.
Women find different body types attractive depending on their mood, or their age. It changes all the time. And yes, this goes for individual features as well.
I used to like guys with dark hair only. Blondes and red heads never did anything for me. But now I can dig a guy who's blonde, as long as his whole package does it for me.
And sometimes...it's not about a guys looks that attracts a woman to a guy. For example: Jeremy Piven and John Hannah are extremely attractive to me....I think it's their sense of humor that makes them attractive....because they don't fall into what I would consider "attractive."
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#38563
2003-01-09 5:25 PM
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quote:
Originally posted by Superfly Sr.:
$10 to begin with. Then if she complains or tries to hold back, bump it up to $20, but hold firm.
Not that I would know ...
Ha!
Some idiot offered me $50 to sleep with him. I looked at him like he lost his mind...
$50 indeed....! I was insulted! ![[AAAHHHH!!!]](graemlins/aahhh.gif)
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#38564
2003-01-09 5:26 PM
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quote:
Originally posted by TK-069:
Here's another question: Do wimmen really like gettin' smacked on the ass while being dogged?
Not this one!
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#38565
2003-01-09 5:50 PM
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quote:
Originally posted by Bianca:
quote:
Originally posted by Captain Sammitch:
Do women have a tendency to ignore 20-year-old LOTR fanboys? Even if they look good?
I do, but that's just because 20 is way too young for me...
Whew! Okay, as long as it's not just me that's the problem.
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