#38686
2003-03-06 5:11 PM
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I had a thing for another music major for a long time. She's pretty Southern. I dunno, it's either the cute accent or the impeccable fashion sense (we're dealing with cultured Southerners here), but there's plenty to love about Southern belles. Which is funny considering I lived the first eighteen years of my life in Cleveland and am the polar opposite of all things Southern. ![[eh?]](images/icons/confused.gif) Go figure.
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#38687
2003-03-13 10:16 PM
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You love to go down South!
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#38688
2003-03-16 1:36 AM
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Question 4 Wimmens: If you could change the flavor of spoodge, what would it be?
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#38689
2003-03-16 1:42 AM
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Here's another question... it's mildly amusing and kinda morality-based. Lemme set up the situation:
You've been close friends with a couple for years and they have a teenage son. Unfortunately, he has a non-contageous terminal illness. He's close to dying and he has a final wish: to have sex with you. His parents, your friends, approve and the decision is all up to you: Will you help the boy have his first and final experience? Would you give him a slice of heaven before he reaches the pearly gates?
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#38690
2003-03-16 6:01 PM
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Tough question! Just keep in mind: asked a hypothetical question, get a hypothetical answer.
Okay, so everyone else approved...God didn't. I don't do pre-marital. Don't bash anyone who does...it's just not for me.
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#38691
2003-03-16 6:03 PM
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Thats takes strength, CJ, good for you.
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#38692
2003-03-16 6:17 PM
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#38693
2003-03-16 7:11 PM
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#38694
2003-04-14 11:54 PM
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What about my other question?
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#38695
2003-04-15 1:20 AM
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Chocolate Pudding!
In regards to your Hypothetical question, It would be weird..all that pressure for you to sleep with this kid. But I would do it. I respect your decision CJ for not doing it, and I hope you don't think less of me, but if it were a close friend and their sons dying wish, I would do it.
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#38696
2003-04-15 3:49 AM
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#38697
2003-04-15 11:24 AM
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Any type of chocolate will work.
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#38698
2003-04-15 12:59 PM
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quote:
Originally posted by TK-069:
Here's another question... it's mildly amusing and kinda morality-based. Lemme set up the situation:
You've been close friends with a couple for years and they have a teenage son. Unfortunately, he has a non-contageous terminal illness. He's close to dying and he has a final wish: to have sex with you. His parents, your friends, approve and the decision is all up to you: Will you help the boy have his first and final experience? Would you give him a slice of heaven before he reaches the pearly gates?
Yes, I think I would.
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#38699
2003-04-15 1:00 PM
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quote:
Originally posted by TK-069:
Milk or Dark Chocolate?
Dark chocolate, baby!!!!
The darker the better!
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#38700
2003-04-15 2:59 PM
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I was told that bigger girls are more... well, sensitive, and get off quicker than really skinny girls. Is that true?
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#38701
2003-04-16 3:05 AM
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OK, that I never heard of.
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#38702
2003-04-16 3:07 AM
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quote:
Originally posted by Captain Sammitch:
I was told that bigger girls are more... well, sensitive, and get off quicker than really skinny girls. Is that true?
I don't know, I never hear of that, but I think that I could say yes!
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#38703
2003-04-16 3:10 AM
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Maybe it's a question of surface area? Check please! ![[mwah hwah haa]](graemlins/devil.gif)
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#38704
2003-04-16 3:13 AM
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I am laying on the bed, waiting for you to check it out!!! ![[biiiig grin]](images/icons/grin.gif)
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#38705
2003-04-16 3:14 AM
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#38706
2003-04-16 3:18 AM
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quote:
Originally posted by TK-069:
Dive! Dive! Dive!
LOL
Dive baby dive!!!!!!!!
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#38707
2003-04-16 3:58 AM
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#38708
2003-04-15 4:01 PM
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Introducing the phenomenal lady-killer tag team of TK and the Cap'n!!! ![[nyah hah]](images/icons/tongue.gif)
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#38709
2003-04-15 7:35 PM
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#38710
2003-04-15 8:56 PM
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:lol: Actually, I was waiting for TK to hurl lightning at me for placing myself on a level with his greatness...
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#38711
2003-04-15 11:05 PM
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I ain't got no problems (love my Stanford-taught english?) with you as a tag partner. It'll be like Sanford & Son! Merry and Pippin! Bo and Luke! Artie and Leech!
And Brian can be that bird kid in New X-Men!
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#38712
2003-04-16 1:12 AM
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:lol:
"And they asked us 'Be you angels?'
And we said, 'Nay, we are but men. ROCK!'"
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#38713
2003-04-16 1:19 AM
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I heard my semen tastes like tapioca puddin'.
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#38714
2003-04-16 1:32 AM
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Well isn't that educational?!?
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#38715
2003-04-16 12:37 PM
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![[izzat so?]](graemlins/zatso.gif) Very.
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#38716
2003-04-17 6:28 PM
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quote:
Originally posted by La Machine:
quote:
Originally posted by TK-069:
Speaking of juices flowing, we all know the universal sound of male completion is "splurt". What is a female's?
I think it usually goes like this: "GUUUOOHH! GUUUOHHHH~!! DDDDON'T SSTO- GUUUHHHH!!! WUUUHHH WRRRRROOOOUUUHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" ![[AAAHHHH!!!]](graemlins/aahhh.gif)
I thought it only sounded like that in the movies...
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#38717
2003-04-17 9:32 PM
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quote:
Originally posted by BSAMSAteYourMom:
I heard my semen tastes like tapioca puddin'.
No, it tastes like Clorox!
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#38718
2003-04-17 9:45 PM
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#38719
2003-04-21 12:52 PM
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According to an article I found in a back issue of Men's Fitness, men can influence the taste of their semen by making changes to their diet. Eating more oranges, bananas and papayas will give it a "fresh" taste (whatever that's supposed to mean).
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#38720
2003-04-21 7:51 PM
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![[eh... i dunno... ]](graemlins/ehidunno.gif) .......Ewwwwwwww
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#38721
2003-04-21 10:35 PM
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#38722
2003-04-23 11:36 AM
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quote:
Originally posted by TK-069:
You know you'd try it!
Of course I would!!
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#38723
2003-04-25 12:57 AM
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I heard pineapple and strawberries are a woman's best bet.
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#38724
2003-04-25 11:37 AM
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quote:
Originally posted by TK-069:
I heard pineapple and strawberries are a woman's best bet.
Best bet for...what?
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#38725
2003-04-25 1:28 PM
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quote:
Originally posted by TK-069:
I heard pineapple and strawberries are a woman's best bet.
...sounds interesting!!
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