#38726
2003-04-28 8:18 PM
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Yes, it does. Bad news for me, though: After re-reading the article, I learned that broccoli promotes the Clorox taste. I eat Broccoli every day at lunch.... ![[sad]](images/icons/frown.gif)
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#38727
2003-04-28 11:26 PM
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#38728
2003-04-29 12:59 PM
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Damn, this thread is going downhill fast. ![[nyah hah]](images/icons/tongue.gif)
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#38729
2003-04-29 2:18 PM
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I discovered another solution to the broccoli problem in a updated version of the article (same magazine). Two products, Semenex and Cum D'Licious, will make give any man's semen a sweet taste within 24 hours of use.
It feels kinda perverted to have written that.
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#38730
2003-04-29 8:14 PM
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#38731
2003-04-30 10:05 AM
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...Yeah. Glad to see I'm not the only who feels a bit uneasy reading that post.
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#38732
2003-05-02 3:53 AM
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quote:
A TONGUE STUD is the most in-your-face piece of body art a woman can have, obviously done to enhance oral sex. "This is a self-confident woman who values her tongue almost as much for sex as for talking," says Michael Cunningham, Ph.D., a psychologist at the University of Louisville. But there's more to it than just fabulous fellatio. The tongue has loads of nerve endings, so it's the most painful body part to pierce. Plus, the risk of infection is high, and the stud compromises language skills, at least at first. In this respect, it's sort of like the peacock's tail. "It's saying, 'I have so much energy and am in such good health that I can cart around this cumbersome thing, yet still function,' " says Fisher. "It's a big fitness indicator." In other words, this gal can lick you in more ways than one. Be careful.
A TATTOO ON THE SMALL OF THE BACK suggests a woman who is secretly sexual. The sacrum is an overlooked but highly sensual spot, where most women love to be touched. She's essentially telling you to "press here." This type of tattoo, especially if it's a tribal design, also connotes spirituality and a wider perspective on reality. "Bring her aromatherapy candles," says Krakow, "and be sure to ask what her tattoo means. Lower-back tattoos are usually very personal."
What do the above quotes have to do with me?
Those are my little secrets. ![[mwah hwah haa]](graemlins/devil.gif)
A word to the wise, gentlemen: I wouldn't "press" anywhere near her "sensual spot" for the first couple of weeks. As other friends have said before, tattoos sting like a bastard when you first get them done.
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#38733
2003-05-01 6:52 PM
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I don't understand...
You have a tongue stud and a tattoo on the small of your back?
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#38734
2003-05-02 9:35 AM
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If I did, I would have said don't press my sensual spot for a couple of weeks.
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#38735
2003-05-02 12:06 PM
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Damn, where's the sense of humor and tinge of sarcasm?
Anywho, the small of the back works great as well as the "side pocket" as I call it. It's at the top of the hip/end of the curve. Usually, I wrap my arm 'round and place my thumb in the back with a gentle grip. Dunno why, but for some it feels good.
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#38736
2003-05-02 12:58 PM
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Thanks for the tip. I'll consider giving it a try when her tattoo heals.
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#38737
2003-05-03 3:01 AM
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You guys are just so adorable!!!
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#38738
2003-05-02 9:06 PM
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Hey, who're you callin' "adorable"?
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#38739
2003-05-03 1:27 PM
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Well if you don't know how to take a compliment, fine... I, on the other hand, will gladly accept the adulation of females of all ages. ![[wink]](images/icons/wink.gif) That explains why I had so much fun on the boat ride last night. I'm hoping to replicate the results at tonight's party, DJed by Hot 97's own Bobby Konders.
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#38740
2003-05-03 2:45 PM
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Last time i checked, if a girl calls u adorable she isnt interested.
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#38741
2003-05-04 3:21 AM
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You are one smart creature.
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#38742
2003-05-03 5:09 PM
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At this point, if things happen with girls, they happen. If they don't, I won't stress myself over it. I have more significant things to worry about. Right now, the most significant issue involves a girl. It's not pregnancy or anything sexual, but it could impact me for years. I'm gonna continue talking about that in the Deep thoughts board...and hope I can find a solution.
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#38743
2003-05-03 9:34 PM
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quote:
Originally posted by TK-069:
Hey, who're you callin' "adorable"?
You cutie!
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#38744
2003-05-03 9:34 PM
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quote:
Originally posted by Brian A. Ortiz:
Well if you don't know how to take a compliment, fine...
I, on the other hand, will gladly accept the adulation of females of all ages.
Smart man!
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#38745
2003-05-03 9:36 PM
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quote:
Originally posted by winged creature:
Last time i checked, if a girl calls u adorable she isnt interested.
![[no no no]](graemlins/nono.gif)
You really shouldn't generalize...not all girls are the same...I personally use it as a term of affection...
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#38746
2003-05-03 10:13 PM
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I do as well, if I didn't like ya, I wouldn't be callin' ya a "cutie!" :)
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#38747
2003-05-03 11:16 PM
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quote:
Originally posted by Kimi:
quote:
Originally posted by winged creature:
Last time i checked, if a girl calls u adorable she isnt interested.
You really shouldn't generalize...not all girls are the same...I personally use it as a term of affection...
Well im just stating this from experience. Adorable usually means friends zone. Cutie well thats a little different, it might mean something, depends on the girl
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#38748
2003-05-04 1:28 PM
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For me, cutie is mainly used in the statement "You're a cutie when I'm drunk." :) ![[eh... i dunno... ]](graemlins/ehidunno.gif) ![[DOH!]](graemlins/homerface01.gif)
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#38749
2003-05-04 6:23 PM
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BTW, I highly reccommend Bobby Konders as a DJ. It was my own damn fault that I wasn't in the mood to party last night.
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#38750
2003-05-06 10:06 PM
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quote:
Originally posted by winged creature:
Last time i checked, if a girl calls u adorable she isnt interested.
I have to voice my opinion again, this time with an example. The guy I am interested in I can only describe as adorable. He is handsome, but not OMG Hot...more boy next door with the wire rimmed glasses. A doctor, so cute in his white coat, looking professional, acting like a teenager. He is hysterical, just cracks me up he is so silly...He is just adorable...best way to describe him, yet he is the guy that has my interest currently...
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#38751
2003-05-06 10:29 PM
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well like i said it all depends on the girl. In my case adorable meant "ur my best friend and always will be and nothing more". Adorable has always been to me i like u but not in that way. And again Cutie (for me) meant something good as in she was interested. But i guess it depends on the individual.
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#38752
2003-05-07 1:37 PM
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![[whaaaa!]](eek01.gif) They're complimenting Brian! If I had stuck around a while, maybe I'd catch some of that feminine adulation too! ![[eh?]](images/icons/confused.gif) But I have finals... ![[AAAHHHH!!!]](graemlins/aahhh.gif) DAMN DIRTY APES!!! Stupid finals. ![[...rassamnfrackin...]](graemlins/grumble01.gif) I'm still around, girls...
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#38753
2003-05-07 9:45 PM
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quote:
Originally posted by Captain Sammitch:
They're complimenting Brian! If I had stuck around a while, maybe I'd catch some of that feminine adulation too!
But I have finals...
DAMN DIRTY APES!!!
Stupid finals.
I'm still around, girls...
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#38754
2003-05-09 7:27 PM
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I am NOT adorable! I'm an evil clone! With a blaster! ![[you sunnuva...]](images/icons/mad.gif) See? That's my evil face!
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#38755
2003-05-09 7:33 PM
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You're overcompensating again. Besides, it's kinda fun to be cute. Girls blow you kisses and give you their IM screennames and stuff. ![[cool]](images/icons/cool.gif)
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#38756
2003-05-09 7:39 PM
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2003-05-09 9:41 PM
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A sample of "stuff" includes - Your own fanclub as well as an unofficial following and before long, website
- The pet names/nicknames (on the rare occasions people don't use your name) are never asinine. I've been greeted with the words "Hi, sexy" on more than one occasion this semester.
- Going from getting none to the prospect of being seduced (stemming from the unofficial following).
- Associatiing yourself with so many beautiful women you have to be reminded of how desired they are...and how cool you are with them when their presence makes other guys weak in the knees.
Still need more stuff?
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#38758
2003-05-10 1:55 AM
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I need some muscles...
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#38759
2003-05-10 3:10 AM
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quote:
Originally posted by Brian A. Ortiz:
A sample of "stuff" includes
- Your own fanclub as well as an unofficial following and before long, website
- The pet names/nicknames (on the rare occasions people don't use your name) are never asinine. I've been greeted with the words "Hi, sexy" on more than one occasion this semester.
- Associatiing yourself with so many beautiful women you have to be reminded of how desired they are...and how cool you are with them when their presence makes other guys weak in the knees.
Still need more stuff?
So... this stuff happens to me because I'm... cute?
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#38760
2003-05-10 12:52 PM
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Yeah. What's great is that there are many categories of cute. Just remember: Always remain sincere in your actions towards others and true to yourself. That and it's possible to be more than one type of cute.
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2003-05-11 3:15 AM
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Yeah there are different catergories of cute...If you are under 21 and I call you cute it's most likely in the "Awww..I could pinch your cheeks...I'm old enough that I probably baby say for you and changed your diapers". If you're over 21, cute could mean a whole lotta different things...
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#38762
2003-05-10 5:33 PM
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What if you're exactly 21?
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2003-05-10 8:05 PM
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I'd definitely like a woman's insight on that one. In the meantime, I'll speak from personal experience. You tend to hear the words "You're cute!" and "You're going to make some girl very happy" a lot.
I was once told I was "too hot to be a virgin."
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#38764
2003-05-10 8:32 PM
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Yeah, I started to get those lines throughout my high school career.
I could say I was fairly lucky in those four years... I took four fine girls as my dates to the Prom. After that, guys wouldn't stop yelling "PIMP!" in the hallways.
Sometimes, it's good to not have a girlfriend.
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#38765
2003-05-10 10:32 PM
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quote:
Originally posted by TK-069:
What if you're exactly 21?
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