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A TONGUE STUD is the most in-your-face piece of body art a woman can have, obviously done to enhance oral sex. "This is a self-confident woman who values her tongue almost as much for sex as for talking," says Michael Cunningham, Ph.D., a psychologist at the University of Louisville. But there's more to it than just fabulous fellatio. The tongue has loads of nerve endings, so it's the most painful body part to pierce. Plus, the risk of infection is high, and the stud compromises language skills, at least at first. In this respect, it's sort of like the peacock's tail. "It's saying, 'I have so much energy and am in such good health that I can cart around this cumbersome thing, yet still function,' " says Fisher. "It's a big fitness indicator." In other words, this gal can lick you in more ways than one. Be careful.

A TATTOO ON THE SMALL OF THE BACK suggests a woman who is secretly sexual. The sacrum is an overlooked but highly sensual spot, where most women love to be touched. She's essentially telling you to "press here." This type of tattoo, especially if it's a tribal design, also connotes spirituality and a wider perspective on reality. "Bring her aromatherapy candles," says Krakow, "and be sure to ask what her tattoo means. Lower-back tattoos are usually very personal."

What do the above quotes have to do with me?
Those are my little secrets. [mwah hwah haa]

A word to the wise, gentlemen: I wouldn't "press" anywhere near her "sensual spot" for the first couple of weeks. As other friends have said before, tattoos sting like a bastard when you first get them done.