What body type turns you on most?

The Mediterian types. Spainish, Italian, or Greek. Ironically, two of those are also my favorite dressings...

How do you feel about hairy chests?

Why do you think I read Hawkman? THEY'RE GREAT! Well, assuming they're not Austin Powers-like rug.

If you could choose one person on these boards for a one-nighter that no one would know about, who would you choose?

Seriously, I don't do one-nighters. But in the spirit of the question, I say Zod. [wink]

Size really does matter, right?

Well they also say 'It's not the size of the dog in the fight, but the size of the fight in the dog'. Of course, that was probably the last words of a terrier before getting pounded by a wolfhound.

Would you ever date an porn star (male or female)?

The chances of me every meeting one is pretty wear. But probably not.

Have you ever masturbated while on the phone with someone?

No. Its against my religion.