The theme from Jaws throbs ominously from the PA speakers as Chris Oakley struts down to the ring,the IC belt draped ostentatiously over his shoulder.He leaps into the ring,picks up the mike,and starts to address the loudly booing crowd.
This is a really big night for me...tonight I'm going to repay the man who helped me escape the shackles of mid-card status,who forced the world to finally acknowledge my true greatness.Holds up an object that is quickly identified as a pair of car keysA terrific manager deserves a terrific reward for success,and I'm about to give my manager that reward.Louie,come on out!
Another avalanche of boos fills the arena as Louis J. Bastardo makes his way to the ring to the strains of "California Knows How To Party".He and Chris high-five each other,then Chris resumes his commentary as Bastardo flips the bird to a fan wearing a Joe Mama T-shirt.
Louie,it's no secret that you're the most brilliant mind in RDCW--your efforts to secure me an IC title shot helped prove that.(Louie nods appreciatively)You made it possible for me to finally attain my rightful place in the ranks of the RDCW,and so I wanted to show you my gratitude by giving you something worthy of your exalted status as the greatest manager in RDCW.Here in my hand,I've got the keys to a brand-new solid gold Ferrari Testarosssa that's waiting for you in the parking lo...
Chris' words are abruptly interrupted by the thunderous beat of "We Will Rock You" and the crowd erupts in a standing ovation as Penwing emerges from the locker room and confronts Chris and Louie in the middle of the ring.Chris looks at his longtime archnemesis like something that's not even fit to be scraped off his shoe.
What the hell are you trying to pull,Penwing?!!
