RKMBs Forums .::Important::. RDCW Tuesday Night Havoc: 11/16/04

Meeko and Sneaky Bunny vs Cowgirl Jack and Kimi

Our first match of the night pitted two teams of RDCW Divas against each other. The competitors had barely made it into the ring before a four-way cat-fight broke out. Hair was pulled, ladies were rolling all over the place, and Madman Marcum was in Heaven.

Marcum: Woo-HOO!!! I love it! Bring some'a that sugar MY way!!!

Once order was restored, the ladies delivered a truly great opening match. Though Cowgirl Jack and Kimi had an initial advantage, due to their past teamwork, they had a hard time keeping up with Sneaky Bunny's high-flying maneuvers and Meeko's technical prowess. The former foes were able to toss Kimi out of the ring and focus on the former Women's Champion. A series of Meeko-plexes, Flying Bunny Kicks (missle drop-kicks), and old-fashioned double-teams softened Cowgirl Jack up. The match ended when Meeko used her Meeko-Bomb (running tiger-bomb) to position Cowgirl Jack for the "Bunny Hop" (flying leg drop from top ropes) and the pin.

Monroe: Amazing! These former foes worked together like seasoned pros! Is this a harbinger of things to come? Is there tag team gold in these ladies futures???


RwO Pissing Contest

The five former RwO members met the Doctor out in the cold, 40-degree RDCW parking lot for their "punishment". The rules were simple: The competitor able to whiz the longest would win, with consideration for distance. Backwards7 was immediately eliminated: Cold-induced shrinkage and performance anxiety ("I don't want to pull out my pecker in front of EVERYONE!!!") did him in. Drzsmith tried gamely to compete, but could only manage a few short bursts before being relegated to a couple of drops (which fell in his pants). Dave, who had been bragging earlier about the amount of water he'd drank ("Just watch me break the seal!"), started strong. But, when he started to falter, he desperately tried wiggling and shaking his member until BSAMS' chants of "If you shake it more than twice, you're playing with it" caused him to lose his shot.

BSAMS was dominating the field of competition. His pee-rings and figure-eights had everyone convinced that he'd win. He had just finished pee-writing "RwO Rules", and was about to start writing "BSAMS is king of the wrestling world"...

...when, from ten yards away, Chewy Walrus peed on him. Without moving an inch from his spot, Chewy "Wazz-rus" (as he was calling himself) was able to chase down, corner, and drench his final opponent. He was clearly, and decisively, the victor (though no one would touch him or raise his hand to confirm it).

Marcum: I guess BSAMS is proof that it's better to be pissed-off than pissed-on!"

Monroe: Classy, Marcum. Really classy!


King Snarf vs Stareena

Fan-favorite, Stareena, was the first to the ring. Then, after a couple botched intros, King Snarf and Louie Bastardo decided to make their way to the ring.

Marcum: That's right, paisan! Let 'em wait! You guys come to the ring on your own time!

The match started and Stareena was able to hold her own. Throughout the match, Stareena relied on her technical prowess to keep her one step ahead of King Snarf. Louie seemed more focused on watching the lady wrestler than the match itself. However, when King Snarf Irish-whipped her into the ropes, Louie was there to trip her up. She fell face-first to the mat and King Snarf locked in the Royal Headlock for the win.

Monroe: That's disgusting! Louie Bastardo is a no-good crook who has to cheat so his guys can win!

Marcum: You don't know what you're talking about, Mouth! King Snarf won that match with a headlock, plain and simple!