RKMBs Forums .::Important::. RDCW Tuesday Night Havoc: 11/16/04

Tag-Team Title Match: Captain of Outer Space/Notwedge vs Joe Mama/Son of Mxy

Son of Mxy and the Captain started this match. They both relied on their speed and technical skills to gain an advantage. However, Son of Mxy was able to gain control and a series of fast tags and brutal moves and double-teams put the match at advantage: champions. They were able to isolate the Captain of Outer Space in their half of the ring and work him over.

And then King Snarf and Chris Oakley came to ring-side.

Monroe: What the Hell are they doing there? What business do they have?

The distraction allowed the Captain to tag in his partner. Notwedge, who hadn't been in an RDCW ring in some time, showed only a little ring-rust as he used some old-fashioned brawling techniques to get a head up on the champions. While Chris Oakley distracted the ref, Notwedge threw Joe Mama into the ropes, where a waiting King Snarf tripped him and dragged him to the floor. King Snarf threw a few punches at Joe Mama, then tossed him back into the ring just before Son of Mxy could get involved.

Notwedge worked Joe Mama over some more and seemed to have the victory locked up until his rustiness came through and he made a mistake. He tried to throw Joe Mama into the ropes again, but it was reversed and Notwedge fell to the Enforcer. Joe Mama crawled to his corner where a fresh, and impatient, Son of Mxy made the tag. The second generation superstar was cleaning house, but Chris Oakley and King Snarf jumped BOTH him and the Captain of Outer Space. They tossed the Captain out of the ring and started working on the tag champions, but Captain Sammitch and PenWing ran to the ring and it became an eight-man free-for-all. The match was called a "no-contest" and security had to come in to break up the melee.


Heavyweight Cheese Title: URG vs TK-069

This was a match of contrasts. The giant, brawling caveman against the technical expertise of the champion (and lady's man). The match went back and forth, with neither man able to gain a clear advantage.

Monroe: This is truly the champion's most dangerous challenge yet!

Marcum: Whattaya talkin' about, Mouth? URG's a joke! A choke-artist! A big, GAY BABY!!!

Urg seemed to hear the Madman's comments, because he flew into a rage. URG blindly battered past TK-069's defenses and, once the caveman got a hand on the champ, used the turnbuckles to his advantage. TK was thrown into the corners, then URG ran full-speed into him. After the fourth assault, URG threw the limp body of TK-069 into the center of the ring. A pin, a kick-out! Another pin, another kick-out. A frustrated URG then stood and was about to pick up TK-069 for the "Mammoth Slam" (powerslam off the top rope), when a barely conscious TK whispered something to him. URG quickly dropped his foes, climbed out of the ring, and started frantically searching for something.

Marcum: What's URG doing? Why didn't he cover the champ?

Monroe: The better question is, "What did the champ say to URG?"

URG: Where am naked Betty? URG am want to have sex with hot cavegirl!!!

TK-069 had just enough time to recover when URG, catching on to the trick, made his way to the ring. TK used a flurry of punches and kicks to keep ahead of his foe, and his speed to keep away from his blows. Seeing the opening, TK-069 used the Orchepocalypse to plant URG in the center of the ring. A Flying Negra allowed TK-069 to get the pin and retain his title.