If you had a dong and bag for 24 hours, what would you do?
Pee standing up, masturbate at least once, scratch, mmm...that's all I can think of for now.

Do you women ever fart?
Of course we do.

Would you sacrifice your boobs to be ten times smarter?
If I was ten times smarter I'd be running the world. No need to sacrifice my boobs, I'm smart enough already.

Ever use household items or veggies for your personal pleasure? Don't lie! I already know you have!
I can safely say that I have never done this...not in the way that YOU mean. :lol:

Dumb jock w/ 12-incher or Genius w/ 2-incher: Who would you rather spend the rest of your life with?
With a Genius...he'd know that he can use his tongue and other htings. A dumb jock wouldn't know he had other options.

Your man screams out "Mommy!" repeatedly as you two boink. What do you do?
Freak out and then leave.

If you had to give yourself a nickname based on your bed skills, what would it be?
Lips.

Why do you distort time so? (one minute = 20 minutes, "just a sec" = half an hour, etc.)
It just happens naturally sometimes...can't be helped.

Would you ever go to a nude beach?
No.

A new medical procedure guarantees women a great and quickly acheived orgasm with every sex session. But it involves the loss of one of your senses. Which one would you rather lose: Smell or Taste?
I wouldn't be stupid enough to try it. I'm fine just the way I am.