#38766
2003-05-11 12:45 PM
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#38767
2003-05-15 10:49 AM
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What....no more questions?
I'm kinda surprised...
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#38768
2003-05-15 6:19 PM
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There will be more...I just have to figure out how to phrase them...
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#38769
2003-05-16 4:37 AM
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quote:
Originally posted by Bianca:
What....no more questions?
I'm kinda surprised...
I don't have questions anymore...
I've Just long, alcohol fueled rants.
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#38770
2003-05-17 11:32 AM
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Questions 4 Wimmens: - What body type turns you on most?
- How do you feel about hairy chests?
- If you could choose one person on these boards for a one-nighter that no one would know about, who would you choose?
- Size really does matter, right?
- Would you ever date an porn star (male or female)?
- Have you ever masturbated while on the phone with someone?
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#38771
2003-05-17 7:54 PM
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What body type turns you on most?The Mediterian types. Spainish, Italian, or Greek. Ironically, two of those are also my favorite dressings... How do you feel about hairy chests?Why do you think I read Hawkman? THEY'RE GREAT! Well, assuming they're not Austin Powers-like rug. If you could choose one person on these boards for a one-nighter that no one would know about, who would you choose?Seriously, I don't do one-nighters. But in the spirit of the question, I say Zod. ![[wink]](images/icons/wink.gif) Size really does matter, right?Well they also say 'It's not the size of the dog in the fight, but the size of the fight in the dog'. Of course, that was probably the last words of a terrier before getting pounded by a wolfhound. Would you ever date an porn star (male or female)?The chances of me every meeting one is pretty wear. But probably not. Have you ever masturbated while on the phone with someone?No. Its against my religion.
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#38772
2003-05-18 8:10 AM
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quote:
Originally posted by Cowgirl Jack:
Have you ever masturbated while on the phone with someone?
No. Its against my religion.
Yeah, don't ever do that to some poor guy... it's in the top three worst kind of teases.
I swear... be talkin' on the phone to some chick, and she just teases yer ass by going to town on herself with a vibrator when you've already told her you can be there within a half hour...
If I had some booze, I'd need a drink.
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#38773
2003-05-19 10:08 AM
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What body type turns you on most?Average to large builds. I don't mind muscles...but if you've got access (think body builder) mass there...forget it. That's just gross. And no...I don't mind a gut on a guy if it's not obscene. I know I'm not perfect so he doesn't have to be either. In fact...it makes me more comfortable around him. :) How do you feel about hairy chests?I prefer them to those who have a bare chest...all that slickness up against my own...just doesn't do it for me. I like the feel of a hairy chest. Besides...there's nothing better than sliding you fingers up a guy's chest as it goes through the hair there...tres sexy and very much a turn on. Fuck...where's Pat when I need him... If you could choose one person on these boards for a one-nighter that no one would know about, who would you choose?I haven't participated in a "one nighter" in more than 6 years...I don't know if I could do that any more. But, if I HAD to choose...I'll go with TK...he seems like he'd be fun. ![[mwah hwah haa]](graemlins/devil.gif) <-- Don't get a big head dude. Size really does matter, right?It does matter...to a point. If you're "too large" or "too small" then there are other things that you can do to please your partner. However, if you fall within the range that's acceptable (physically, not "her standards") then it's how you perform that counts. Would you ever date an porn star (male or female)?No. Have you ever masturbated while on the phone with someone?Yes, and no it wasn't recently.
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#38774
2003-05-20 12:05 AM
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quote:
Originally posted by Bianca:
If you could choose one person on these boards for a one-nighter that no one would know about, who would you choose?
I haven't participated in a "one nighter" in more than 6 years...I don't know if I could do that any more. But, if I HAD to choose...I'll go with TK...he seems like he'd be fun. <-- Don't get a big head dude.
Mass... growing... Can't... be... stopped...
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#38775
2003-05-20 8:56 PM
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Need some help with that??? ![[yuh huh]](images/icons/rolleyes.gif)
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#38776
2003-05-20 11:52 PM
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Damn, I've been away from this thread too long. ![[no no no]](graemlins/nono.gif)
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#38777
2003-05-21 8:42 PM
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- If you had a dong and bag for 24 hours, what would you do?
- Do you women ever fart?
- Would you sacrifice your boobs to be ten times smarter?
- Ever use household items or veggies for your personal pleasure? Don't lie! I already know you have!!
- Dumb jock w/ 12-incher or Genius w/ 2-incher: Who would you rather spend the rest of your life with?
- Your man screams out "Mommy!" repeatedly as you two boink. What do you do?
- If you had to give yourself a nickname based on your bed skills, what would it be?
- Why do you distort time so? (one minute = 20 minutes, "just a sec" = half an hour, etc.)
- Would you ever go to a nude beach?
- A new medical procedure guarantees women a great and quickly acheived orgasm with every sex session. But it involves the loss of one of your senses. Which one would you rather lose: Smell or Taste?
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#38778
2003-05-21 10:10 PM
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If you had a dong and bag for 24 hours, what would you do?
Pee standing up, masturbate at least once, scratch, mmm...that's all I can think of for now.
Do you women ever fart?
Of course we do.
Would you sacrifice your boobs to be ten times smarter?
If I was ten times smarter I'd be running the world. No need to sacrifice my boobs, I'm smart enough already.
Ever use household items or veggies for your personal pleasure? Don't lie! I already know you have!
I can safely say that I have never done this...not in the way that YOU mean. :lol:
Dumb jock w/ 12-incher or Genius w/ 2-incher: Who would you rather spend the rest of your life with?
With a Genius...he'd know that he can use his tongue and other htings. A dumb jock wouldn't know he had other options.
Your man screams out "Mommy!" repeatedly as you two boink. What do you do?
Freak out and then leave.
If you had to give yourself a nickname based on your bed skills, what would it be?
Lips.
Why do you distort time so? (one minute = 20 minutes, "just a sec" = half an hour, etc.)
It just happens naturally sometimes...can't be helped.
Would you ever go to a nude beach?
No.
A new medical procedure guarantees women a great and quickly acheived orgasm with every sex session. But it involves the loss of one of your senses. Which one would you rather lose: Smell or Taste?
I wouldn't be stupid enough to try it. I'm fine just the way I am.
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#38779
2003-05-22 1:53 AM
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"Lips"... ![[nyah hah]](images/icons/tongue.gif) Which ones? ![[cool]](images/icons/cool.gif) ZING!
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#38780
2003-05-22 10:57 AM
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quote:
Originally posted by TK-069:
"Lips"...
Which ones?
ZING!
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#38781
2003-05-22 11:24 AM
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Here's a question for you wimmens.....How many men have you slept with??? ![[whaaaa!]](eek01.gif) And if you're married have you ever cheated on your husband??? ![[...rassamnfrackin...]](graemlins/grumble01.gif)
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#38782
2003-05-22 11:40 AM
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Here's a question for you wimmens.....How many men have you slept with???
Zero...by choice.
And if you're married have you ever cheated on your husband???
If I was I doubt I'd cheat.
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#38783
2003-05-22 1:37 PM
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quote:
Originally posted by PJP:
Here's a question for you wimmens.....How many men have you slept with???
That's no one's business but my own.
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#38784
2003-05-22 4:53 PM
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Based on the manner in which she answered the question, I'd say 27.
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#38785
2003-05-22 6:51 PM
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quote:
Originally posted by TK-069:
Based on the manner in which she answered the question, I'd say 27.
I've had my share of one-nighters and booty calls and boyfriends.
Just because I choose not to disclose the number of men I've had sex with, doesn't mean that the number is outrageously high.
Now I'm irritated.
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#38786
2003-05-22 7:35 PM
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quote:
Originally posted by Bianca:
quote:
Originally posted by TK-069:
Based on the manner in which she answered the question, I'd say 27.
I've had my share of one-nighters and booty calls and boyfriends.
Just because I choose not to disclose the number of men I've had sex with, doesn't mean that the number is outrageously high.
Now I'm irritated.
Suuuuuuuurrrrrrreeeeeee... ![[biiiig grin]](images/icons/grin.gif)
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#38787
2003-05-22 8:09 PM
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quote:
Originally posted by First National Bastard:
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Originally posted by Bianca:
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Originally posted by TK-069:
Based on the manner in which she answered the question, I'd say 27.
I've had my share of one-nighters and booty calls and boyfriends.
Just because I choose not to disclose the number of men I've had sex with, doesn't mean that the number is outrageously high.
Now I'm irritated.
Suuuuuuuurrrrrrreeeeeee...
Whatever.
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#38788
2003-05-22 8:40 PM
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quote:
Originally posted by Bianca:
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Originally posted by First National Bastard:
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Originally posted by Bianca:
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Originally posted by TK-069:
Based on the manner in which she answered the question, I'd say 27.
I've had my share of one-nighters and booty calls and boyfriends.
Just because I choose not to disclose the number of men I've had sex with, doesn't mean that the number is outrageously high.
Now I'm irritated.
Suuuuuuuurrrrrrreeeeeee...
Whatever.
Ah, so I was right... you have lost what little sense of humor you one had. See, smilies usually mark the fact that one is not being serious, and that the reply should not be serious either.
Is it that wonderful time of the month? That would explain the unnecessary bitchiness.
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#38789
2003-05-22 10:06 PM
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You know it's a well known fact that women will never admit to the actual number of men they've been with. ![[who, me?]](graemlins/whome01.gif) They have the Rule of 3....meaning whatever number they tell you add 3 to it......well I always thought it should be more like a Rule of 6 or 7.
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#38790
2003-05-22 10:29 PM
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quote:
Originally posted by First National Bastard:
Ah, so I was right... you have lost what little sense of humor you one had. See, smilies usually mark the fact that one is not being serious, and that the reply should not be serious either.
Is it that wonderful time of the month? That would explain the unnecessary bitchiness.
I haven't lost my sense of humor. I don't need to use humor to get a point across.
As for "bitchiness"...you haven't seen me be a bitch yet. :lol: :lol:
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#38791
2003-05-22 10:30 PM
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quote:
Originally posted by PJP:
You know it's a well known fact that women will never admit to the actual number of men they've been with. They have the Rule of 3....meaning whatever number they tell you add 3 to it......well I always thought it should be more like a Rule of 6 or 7.
So, does this mean...whether by the "rule of 3" or by the "rule of 6 or 7" that most women have slept with more people than you have? :lol:
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#38792
2003-05-22 10:37 PM
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Probably.
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#38793
2003-05-22 10:40 PM
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If I was a wimmens......I would be ahead of Wilt Chamberlin by now......probably on about 15,654...... ![[eh?]](images/icons/confused.gif)
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#38794
2003-05-23 12:20 AM
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ooh shit... I'm gettin' out of this topic!
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#38795
2003-05-23 4:48 AM
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Ddin't the Porn Star Houston sleep with 500 men in one day.....Houston 500 I think it was called. Well If I was a wimmens I'd beat that. ![[AAAHHHH!!!]](graemlins/aahhh.gif)
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#38796
2003-05-23 11:57 AM
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PJP, for the sake of your own safety, keep this in mind:
There's a difference between a big sex drive and an uncontrollable sex drive.
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#38797
2003-05-24 1:08 PM
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Have you ever thought about using a strap-on on a guy/girl?
For some reason, I hear a lot of freaky women saying they wish to do their bfs to show them what it's like. ...When did intercourse get so vengeful?
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#38798
2003-05-24 2:26 PM
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Another one of those things you always kinda wanted to know but didn't want anyone to be around when you asked...
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#38799
2003-05-26 4:16 PM
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Well, it's just weird to hear that coming from many women now and days.
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#38800
2003-06-04 9:52 AM
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quote:
Originally posted by TK-069:
Have you ever thought about using a strap-on on a guy/girl?
Uh...in a single word: no.
NEXT QUESTION!!!!!
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#38801
2003-06-04 8:00 PM
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So you'd never use a strap-on, but you'd put your finger up a guy's butt?
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#38802
2003-06-06 7:12 PM
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When playing with kitty, who/what do you think of?
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#38803
2003-06-23 10:37 PM
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Why do women get mad if you give an honest answer in certain situations?
Example: "Do I look fat in this?"
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#38804
2003-06-24 7:58 AM
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quote:
Originally posted by TK-069:
When playing with kitty, who/what do you think of?
The guy who's the current star of my thoughts and/or fantasies.
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#38805
2003-06-24 8:00 AM
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quote:
Originally posted by TK-069:
Why do women get mad if you give an honest answer in certain situations?
Example: "Do I look fat in this?"
Maybe because you haven't complimented them in awhile and would just like to hear something nice...even if it's a lie...and by doing so, you just defeated that purpose?
I don't know though.
I've never thought to ask that because, well, I don't think anything I wear makes me look "slim" so why bother asking...it's pointless.
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