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You sir, are a bottom feeding scum sucking lowlife punk motherfucker.
You don't even have a fireplace. You just like to pretend you have one while you huddle before one of those steel garbage cans with a fire burning within it, with your fellow homeless drug addicted male prostitutes.
Next time you ask me for spare change, I will promptly bury my foot in your mouth, knocking out your two remaining teeth. Knowing you, you'll turn being a toothless prick to your advantage, since you'll be able to "gum" your johns while you blow them for food stamps.
And if I catch you stealing my morning newspaper again, I'll call the police, and enjoy watching them club you bloody with their nightsticks. Hopefully next time, they will break out their tasers and mase. God knows you deserve it.
I know you use the paper for a blanket, but too bad. Set aside 35 cents out of your crack budget, and get your own.