*The Bastardo Family stands in the ring, smug and confidant. Louie struts proudly while Chris Oakley shines up the IC belt. Nuriko looks resplendant in her red kimono, while Tommy stands behind her silently. King Snarf's jobbers place his throne at ringside, as he walks up the rampway, joining the others in the ring.
"Tonight, we're going to show the world that you don't screw with the Bastardo Family! I told you people that I was going to come in here and make some waves, and I did it! King Snarf! The true Big Cheese Champion! The Assassin of Champions! No one escapes the Headlock! Chris Oakley! The toughest man in RDCW! The Bastardo Family Enforcer! And YOUR Intercuntental Champion!
And now, Nuriko! The loveliest of all RDCW hotties! And the next Women's Booby Champion!"
"Now tonight, we're going to teach that thug PenWing a lesson! He put his hands on me! He put his hands on the IC champ! You don't do that, PenWing! Oh, no. You made a very, very big mistake. And your friend, Captain Sammitch. Everyone saw him back down from King Snarf in the locker room last week! He doesn't want any part of the headlock!"
"And when we finish with you two, we're coming for you, Joe Mama. That's right, Conniver Series is only going to be the beginning for the Bastardo Family! The era of greatness has dawned in RDCW!"
