sneaky bunny half toasted, half pint of cuervo white in one hand and a mini disc player in the other. bunny wanders the halls on a vague hunt for meeko and a more important one for Joe mama. to the slight beat of chili peppers - californication she spots SofM by a washroom. lightly jogging, then tripping over a cable bunny catches up to Sofm

SB: eh, mind givin' this to Mist M for me?

pulls folded paper bag out of pocket

SofM: um, aight.

bunny continues down the hall at a light skip, singing for meeko.

SB: meeeeeekoooo...meeee-kooooo....me-eee-eee-koooo-ooo...ooo-oooo-ooh....and she's buying a stairway to meee-eeekoooo.....



she spots starena and butter walking into a room. she eyes up the lovely milk pillows of butter. walks off while licking her lips. bunny sees meekoarguing with a pizza delivery boy

meeko: no, i ordered a double cheese with sausage, not ham.

pizza boy: ma'am that's not my problem, i can take the pizza back and bring you a new one in an hour.

Meeko: no, you should of goten it right the first time. its suage not ham, same animal different form.

pizza boy: whatever lady.

SB: eh i've been looking for you...eeewww, pig on a pie....is he giving you problems?

meeko: yeah, i don't like ham on my pizza, why would i order ham if i don't like ham.

SB: aight, come with me!

bunny pulls the pizza boy into a janitor closet. takes his wallet and removes his pants. she ties him up, slips him intoa garbage can and sends him down the hall.

SB: don't gimme that look meeko, i didn't do anything, thats WC's job, not some no good, worthless, ugly, stupid pizza boy. who had only 3 bucks and a beaver shot to his name.

meeko: whatever

bunny and meeko walk to a adjacent room and chill. bunny takes a swig of the cuervo slides the bottle onto the table bunny turns her head towards meeko, gives her a evil grin

SB: jello?


And, to be fair, one of my favorite friends there is blind and I take every opportunity available to make fun of that and we're still friends. That guy never fit there. He never got the spirit of the RKMBs. We're gonna keep an eye on the obits, see if he finally left or if he really did have a heart attack.
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