RKMBs Forums .::Important::. RDCW Tuesday Night Havoc 11/23/04

Welcome, folks to the Thanksgiving edition of Havoc!

This week, the Doctor is on vacation, and Rob K. has promised a special one night only GM will be running the show? Who could it be?

Rex returns to the ring after a long layoff to face the newcomer The Time Trust!

Wednesday faces LLance!

Women's Jello tag match! Last week's winning team of Meeko and Sneaky Bunny will face Stareena and Butter!

After last week's tag title match ended in a double dq, due to outside interference three big matches have been signed this week!

Joe Mama puts his EuroTrash title on the line against Captain of Outer Space!

Son of Mxy defends the Lightweight Faggot title against Notwedge!

And our main event: Captain Sammitch and PenWing w/Meeko will take on King Snarf and Chris Oakley/Louie Bastardo and Nuriko!

Singles Match single choice

Rex (33%, 5 Votes)

TTT (67%, 10 Votes)

Total Votes: 15 Voting on this poll ends: 2026-05-04 4:16 PM

Heavyweight Match single choice

Wednesday (73%, 11 Votes)

LLance (27%, 4 Votes)

Total Votes: 15 Voting on this poll ends: 2026-05-04 4:16 PM

Women's Jello Tag Match single choice

Meeko/Sneaky Bunny (67%, 10 Votes)

Stareena/Butter (33%, 5 Votes)

Total Votes: 15 Voting on this poll ends: 2026-05-04 4:16 PM

EuroTrash Title single choice

Joe Mama (Champ) (60%, 9 Votes)

Capt. of Outer Space (40%, 6 Votes)

Total Votes: 15 Voting on this poll ends: 2026-05-04 4:16 PM

Lightweight Faggot Title single choice

Son of Mxy (Champ) (67%, 10 Votes)

Notwedge (33%, 5 Votes)

Total Votes: 15 Voting on this poll ends: 2026-05-04 4:16 PM

Grudge Tag Match single choice

Capt. Sammitch/PenWing w/Meeko (57%, 8 Votes)

King Snarf/Oakley w/Louie and Nuriko (43%, 6 Votes)

Total Votes: 14 Voting on this poll ends: 2026-05-04 4:16 PM

Backstage The Captain of outer space leaves his locker room to go get a drink.
He makes a turn into the left hand corridor that leads to the food hall & bumps into a masked guy dressed head to toe in black.

Captain "Sorry about that,my bad."

The masked man doesnt say a word and just looks at him as the Captain walks by.

Captain "Oooo---kay!"

The Captain reaches the food hall and pours himself a coffee.
Suddenly from nowhere the man in black hits him with a forearm to the back of the head,picks him up and performs a Last ride through one of the tables.
Then silently he walks away.

Fat Retard "Oh mah gawd,whut wuz that ahll about? Who is that guy,he has no business attacking an RDCW superstar like that!"

LLarry LLawler "How will this affect his title match with Joe Mama later tonight? hmmmmmm penis"

Fat Retard "And,has this got anything to do with the Eurotrash champion?"

Backstage, we see a black limo pulling into the arena.


Marcum: "Put down that turkey leg, Monroe! I just got word that the new GM is here!"

Monroe: "Here? Tonight?"

Marcum: "He's coming to the ring! Next!"

The arena goes dark, as familiar music begins to play. . .

Shriek the lips
Across ragged tongue,
Convulsing together.sing
Violently, move the jaw
Cry aloud. bound up the dead
Triumphantly

The ragged they come and
The ragged they kill!
You pray so hard on bloody knees.
The ragged they come and
The ragged they kill!
Down in the cool air I can see.

Hey, yeah - I’m the one that you wanted
Hey, yeah - I’m your superbeast
Hey, yeah - I’m the one that you wanted
Hey, yeah - I’m your superbeast

Stir the limbs across the wrist,
Full possession of memory.
Bury me as a dog,
Icy hands surrounding me.

The ragged they come and
The ragged they kill!
You pray so hard on bloody knees.
The ragged they come and
The ragged they kill!
Down in the cool air I can see.

Hey, yeah - I’m the one that you wanted
Hey, yeah - I’m your superbeast
Hey, yeah - I’m the one that you wanted
Hey, yeah - I’m your superbeast

Grimm enters the arena and makes his way to ringside. He is not dressed to wrestle but instead is wearing a black suit with a blood red silk tie and shades. He's carrying a mike and some papers in his other hand.

Monroe: "That's Grimm! What's he doing here? We haven't seen him since Joe Mama locked him in the coffin!"

Marcum: "He must be the GM tonight!"

"As most of you know. . ."

*waits for crowd to die down a bit.

"As most of you know, the normal GMs are not here this week. So, Rob Kamphausen, in his infinite. . .and I use this term very loosely. . . in his infinite wisdom, saw fit to hire a temporary GM to run the show this week."

"The hipper among you may have already figured out, that GM is. . .ME." "You see Rob came to me and he said he needed somebody to keep order on Havoc this week. To keep things from getting out of control."

"You know what I told him?"

"I told him, I LIKE IT WHEN THINGS GET OUT OF CONTROL!!!!!" *Crowd goes wild, they like it that way too.

"Now I haven't been around in a while, so I may be a little out of the loop, but I know that Conniver Series is just around the corner! And after watching last week's show, I have put together a match for Conniver Series!"

"The main event you are going to see is Joe Mama. . . *Crowd erupts at Joe's name. and his partner, Son of Mxy. . . *Crowd goes wild again. and they will team up with. . .CAPTAIN SAMMITCH AND PENWING!!" *Crowd is going rabid now!

"And who are their opponents you might ask? Their opponents are. . .King Snarf, Chris Oakley, Notwedge, and the Captain of Outer Space!!" *Crowd is absolutely berserk!!!!!

"Now if anybody has any problems with that, or the way I run things, they can come see me in my office. Enjoy the show and bring on the jello!"

Grimm leaves the arena and returns to his office.

Shriek the lips
Across ragged tongue,
Convulsing together.sing
Violently, move the jaw
Cry aloud. bound up the dead
Triumphantly

The ragged they come and
The ragged they kill!
You pray so hard on bloody knees.
The ragged they come and
The ragged they kill!
Down in the cool air I can see.

Hey, yeah - I’m the one that you wanted
Hey, yeah - I’m your superbeast
Hey, yeah - I’m the one that you wanted
Hey, yeah - I’m your superbeast

Stir the limbs across the wrist,
Full possession of memory.
Bury me as a dog,
Icy hands surrounding me.

The ragged they come and
The ragged they kill!
You pray so hard on bloody knees.
The ragged they come and
The ragged they kill!
Down in the cool air I can see.

Hey, yeah - I’m the one that you wanted
Hey, yeah - I’m your superbeast
Hey, yeah - I’m the one that you wanted
Hey, yeah - I’m your superbeast

Camera cuts to Chris Oakley and King Snarf standing at Chris' locker psyching themselves up for their match with Sammitch and PenWing.Behind them,Nuriko is touching up her nails and Louie Bastardo is on his cell phone talking to a potential recruit.

Chris:You ready,Snarf?
KS:Hell yeah!
Chris(high-fiving Snarf):All right,let's do it.
KS:And after we take out these two assholes,let's do Joe Mama next.
Chris:Patience,dude,there'll be plenty of time to deal with him at the Conniver Series.(Turns to Louie Bastardo)You coming or what?
Louie(hanging up cell phone):Right behind ya,baby!(Slaps Chris and Snarf on the back;the trio then walks out of the locker room as Nuriko starts lacing up her boots)

*The Bastardo Family stands in the ring, smug and confidant. Louie struts proudly while Chris Oakley shines up the IC belt. Nuriko looks resplendant in her red kimono, while Tommy stands behind her silently. King Snarf's jobbers place his throne at ringside, as he walks up the rampway, joining the others in the ring.

"Tonight, we're going to show the world that you don't screw with the Bastardo Family! I told you people that I was going to come in here and make some waves, and I did it! King Snarf! The true Big Cheese Champion! The Assassin of Champions! No one escapes the Headlock! Chris Oakley! The toughest man in RDCW! The Bastardo Family Enforcer! And YOUR Intercuntental Champion!
And now, Nuriko! The loveliest of all RDCW hotties! And the next Women's Booby Champion!"

"Now tonight, we're going to teach that thug PenWing a lesson! He put his hands on me! He put his hands on the IC champ! You don't do that, PenWing! Oh, no. You made a very, very big mistake. And your friend, Captain Sammitch. Everyone saw him back down from King Snarf in the locker room last week! He doesn't want any part of the headlock!"

"And when we finish with you two, we're coming for you, Joe Mama. That's right, Conniver Series is only going to be the beginning for the Bastardo Family! The era of greatness has dawned in RDCW!"

Joe Mama is heading to the entrance ramp to respond to Louie Bastardo's comments. As he walks down a hallway, passing some of the wrestlers as he goes, he comes face-to-face with tonight's GM - Grimm. The wrestlers in the hallway fall silent as the two former foes stand in the middle of the hallway, staring each other down, neither man taking a step back or to the side for the other.

Grimm: Good luck out there tonight...champ.

JM: Thanks for the wishes...boss.

A moment or two passes, then Joe Mama steps aside to let Grimm pass. As they put distance between each other, the two continue to stare each other down until Grimm turns and continues on his way. Wednesday approaches Joe Mama.

Wednesday: What was that about?

JM: I dunno. Maybe an old feud put to rest. Maybe one re-starting. Either way, that's the guy Snarf and Oakley wish they were.

Joe Mama finally turns and makes his way to the ramp...

sneaky bunny half toasted, half pint of cuervo white in one hand and a mini disc player in the other. bunny wanders the halls on a vague hunt for meeko and a more important one for Joe mama. to the slight beat of chili peppers - californication she spots SofM by a washroom. lightly jogging, then tripping over a cable bunny catches up to Sofm

SB: eh, mind givin' this to Mist M for me?

pulls folded paper bag out of pocket

SofM: um, aight.

bunny continues down the hall at a light skip, singing for meeko.

SB: meeeeeekoooo...meeee-kooooo....me-eee-eee-koooo-ooo...ooo-oooo-ooh....and she's buying a stairway to meee-eeekoooo.....



she spots starena and butter walking into a room. she eyes up the lovely milk pillows of butter. walks off while licking her lips. bunny sees meekoarguing with a pizza delivery boy

meeko: no, i ordered a double cheese with sausage, not ham.

pizza boy: ma'am that's not my problem, i can take the pizza back and bring you a new one in an hour.

Meeko: no, you should of goten it right the first time. its suage not ham, same animal different form.

pizza boy: whatever lady.

SB: eh i've been looking for you...eeewww, pig on a pie....is he giving you problems?

meeko: yeah, i don't like ham on my pizza, why would i order ham if i don't like ham.

SB: aight, come with me!

bunny pulls the pizza boy into a janitor closet. takes his wallet and removes his pants. she ties him up, slips him intoa garbage can and sends him down the hall.

SB: don't gimme that look meeko, i didn't do anything, thats WC's job, not some no good, worthless, ugly, stupid pizza boy. who had only 3 bucks and a beaver shot to his name.

meeko: whatever

bunny and meeko walk to a adjacent room and chill. bunny takes a swig of the cuervo slides the bottle onto the table bunny turns her head towards meeko, gives her a evil grin

SB: jello?

Singles Match
TTT over Rex. "Time Flies" flying clothesline from the top rope.

Heavyweight Match
Wednesday over LLance. "The MidWeek Crunch" piledriver.

Women's Jello Tag Match

Meeko/Sneaky Bunny over Stareena/Butter. Dueling "Jello Shots" use your imagination.

EuroTrash Title
Joe Mama (Champ) over Cap. of Outer Space. Forfeit. The Captain was unable to make his way to the ring for this match after the brutal attack by Mystery Man earlier in the show. As Joe was talking to the fans in ring, the Legbreakererses 4 Hire rushed out and attacked him in the middle of the ring! As the Legbreakererses worked the EuroTrash Champ over, Mystery Man appeared from the back, stormed the ring and gave the mercenaries each a Last Ride powerbomb! As they were laid out in the ring, Mystery Man helped Joe Mama to his feet and placed the EuroTrash title on his shoulder, raising his arm in victory!

LightWeight Faggot Title
Son of Mxy (Champ) over Notwedge. The Bukkakke Blaster. Joe Mama and Mystery Man were at ringside, guarding against any further attacks.

Grudge Tag Match

Capt. Sammitch/PenWing w/Meeko over King Snarf/Chris Oakley w/Louie Bastardo and Nuriko. Disqualification. Legbreakerersesference. This match was out of control even before the participants all made it to the ring. Nuriko's bodyguard Tommy, got into an altercation with Mystery Man on the rampway, and the two of them brawled into the back!

Finally, the match was underway, Meeko (still covered in jello) and Nuriko got into a catfight in front of the broadcast booth!

Marcum: "Now this is what I'm talking about!"

Fat Retard: "Slobberknocker! Buh-GAWD!"

Marcum: "Yeah, I'd slobber all over those. . ."

Monroe: "Would you stop?!"

Marcum: "Whaaaaatt???"

The referee then ordered both women to the back as well! Snarf and Oakley took over the match with illegal double teams, as Louie Bastardo made cheap shots from outside the ring. Finally PenWing made the hot tag to Sammitch who entered the ring, cleaning house with scoopslams and hiptosses. As Sammitch went to put Snarf into his finishing move, the dastardly plan of Louie Bastardo got underway! Once again, the Legbreakererses 4 Hire hit the ring, brutally attacking Sammitch and PenWing!

The Bastardo Family and the Legbreakererses worked over Sammy and Penny as the crowd chanted for Joe Mama! And Joe Mama they got! Joe and SoM hit the ring and cleared house with a couple of ball bats!

As they celebrated, Sammitch and PenWing got to their feet, but Sammitch wasn't happy! Tensions rose as Sammitch and Joe Mama got into things again, and stood nose to nose! PenWing and SoM attempted to hold their partners back, but as the show went off the air, the two appeared ready to come to blows!