Singles Match
TTT over Rex. "Time Flies" flying clothesline from the top rope.
Heavyweight Match
Wednesday over LLance. "The MidWeek Crunch" piledriver.
Women's Jello Tag Match
Meeko/Sneaky Bunny over Stareena/Butter. Dueling "Jello Shots" use your imagination.
EuroTrash Title
Joe Mama (Champ) over Cap. of Outer Space. Forfeit. The Captain was unable to make his way to the ring for this match after the brutal attack by Mystery Man earlier in the show. As Joe was talking to the fans in ring, the Legbreakererses 4 Hire rushed out and attacked him in the middle of the ring! As the Legbreakererses worked the EuroTrash Champ over, Mystery Man appeared from the back, stormed the ring and gave the mercenaries each a Last Ride powerbomb! As they were laid out in the ring, Mystery Man helped Joe Mama to his feet and placed the EuroTrash title on his shoulder, raising his arm in victory!
LightWeight Faggot Title
Son of Mxy (Champ) over Notwedge. The Bukkakke Blaster. Joe Mama and Mystery Man were at ringside, guarding against any further attacks.
Grudge Tag Match
Capt. Sammitch/PenWing w/Meeko over King Snarf/Chris Oakley w/Louie Bastardo and Nuriko. Disqualification. Legbreakerersesference. This match was out of control even before the participants all made it to the ring. Nuriko's bodyguard Tommy, got into an altercation with Mystery Man on the rampway, and the two of them brawled into the back!
Finally, the match was underway, Meeko (still covered in jello) and Nuriko got into a catfight in front of the broadcast booth!
Marcum: "Now this is what I'm talking about!"
Fat Retard: "Slobberknocker! Buh-GAWD!"
Marcum: "Yeah, I'd slobber all over those. . ."
Monroe: "Would you stop?!"
Marcum: "Whaaaaatt???"
The referee then ordered both women to the back as well! Snarf and Oakley took over the match with illegal double teams, as Louie Bastardo made cheap shots from outside the ring. Finally PenWing made the hot tag to Sammitch who entered the ring, cleaning house with scoopslams and hiptosses. As Sammitch went to put Snarf into his finishing move, the dastardly plan of Louie Bastardo got underway! Once again, the Legbreakererses 4 Hire hit the ring, brutally attacking Sammitch and PenWing!
The Bastardo Family and the Legbreakererses worked over Sammy and Penny as the crowd chanted for Joe Mama! And Joe Mama they got! Joe and SoM hit the ring and cleared house with a couple of ball bats!
As they celebrated, Sammitch and PenWing got to their feet, but Sammitch wasn't happy! Tensions rose as Sammitch and Joe Mama got into things again, and stood nose to nose! PenWing and SoM attempted to hold their partners back, but as the show went off the air, the two appeared ready to come to blows!
