An old woman, 71 years old, called up the pharmacy today with a complaint. It took an hour for the misc creams department to search down all her previous compounding records to try and figure out the problem. They hadn't done anything different, but she still was complaining because when she used to use the cream she would get multiple orgasms and now she only gets one.
Old men, fear me! You will shatter under my ruthless apathetic assault!
Uschi - 2
Old Men - 0
"I am convinced that this world is of no importance, and that the only people who care about dates are imbeciles and Spanish teachers." -- Jean Arp, 1921
"If Jesus came back and saw what people are doing in his name, he would never never stop throwing up." - Max von Sydow, "Hannah and Her Sisters"
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