Um, yeah, hi...

I haven't been around for, oh, about a year, and I must admit a slight curiosity as to what in the name of fuck is going on here. Y'know, the kind of curiosity that makes you slow down at accident scenes, or that makes one watch reality shows.

Could someone provide a synopsis? What happened to who, when? And Stareena? And the whole dead lay thing... Why, I think you can even get real dolls that vibrate, so these chicks gotta make more of an effort!!!!!

That... that's it. I'm going to watch Cheap Seats, so try and have this assignment completed by the time I get back. Thanks.


Do I have to do this all over again? Didn't I do it right the first time?