Here, lemme save the government and the taxpayers some dough:

Joe Mama's Abstinence Education Guide

1) DON'T FUCK!

2) No, seriously! DON'T FUCK!

3) Boys: keep your penises to yourselves.

3) Girls: close your legs.

4) Keep all penises away from vaginas!

5) And DON'T FUCK!

(Special Provision For Those Thinking of Engaging In Homosexual Relations - Boys or Girls)

1) STOP IT!

Uschi said:
I won't rape you, I'll just fuck you 'till it hurts and then not stop and you'll cry.

MisterJLA: RACKS so hard, he called Jim Rome "Chris Everett." In Him, all porn is possible. He is far above mentions in so-called "blogs." RACK him, lest ye be lost!

"I can't even brush my teeth without gagging!" - Tommy Tantillo: Wank & Cry, heckpuppy, and general laughingstock

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