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Joe Mama said:
Here, lemme save the government and the taxpayers some dough:

Joe Mama's Abstinence Education Guide

1) DON'T FUCK!

2) No, seriously! DON'T FUCK!

3) Boys: keep your penises to yourselves.

3) Girls: close your legs.

4) Keep all penises away from vaginas!

5) And DON'T FUCK!

(Special Provision For Those Thinking of Engaging In Homosexual Relations - Boys or Girls)

1) STOP IT!



I agree and will add a suggestion.

Masturbation is a good substitute for sex.

November 6th, 2012: Americas new Independence Day.