You want teens to stop having sex? Here's how you do it: Have the sex ed classes all taught by 80-year old women. Have them talk SLOWLY about rolling the condom over the penis, and use a gentle lubricant for easy penetration. Then have Granny talk IN DEPTH how her male friend Abner has renwed vigor and verve when he got his Viagra, and how those two old walking leather pouches have wild geriatric sex. Then just sit back and watch the teenagers writhe around in revulsion.
