LOTHAR OF THE HILL PEOPLE
Who he claims to be: Hill person. Down to earth calming influence, in a world full of lunatics and fucktards.
Who he is in real life: Runner-up of Minnesota’s Most Magnetic Man. Picked up several spoons, a bicycle frame, the motor out of an industrial barnacle scraper and various tractor parts with no assistance apart from his unnatural magnetic abilities. Promoted to winner after his rival, Ed Michaels, was discovered to have forced a powerful electromagnet into his rectum, enabling him to pick up Sartron – evil leader of the giant transforming robots who live upstate in Duluth.
