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Who he claims to be: English sojourner, purveyor of video games and music.
Who he is in real life: Sir Richard Branson, founder of Virgin Music and Virgin Airlines. Sir Richard made his fortune as the founder of the record label which signed talent such as the Sex Pistols, Phil Collins and the Tubular Bells guy. He has two children, Holly and Sam, and has just launched his own reality TV show, eneitled "The Rebel Billionaire".
Rob Kamphausen
Who he claims to be: Administrator of the DC Comics message board. also known as "Gob".
Who he is in real life: Herman "Mr Lint" Giraffe, owner of the world's largest lint ball. Mr Giraffe has been gradually building his lint ball since beomcing bored in the ad break in Superbowl XXVII. The lint ball is now the size of a small cottage, and is a tourist attraction in Mr Giraffe's home town of Flatbed, Texas.
Animalman
Who he claims to be: Student athelete, professional nitpicker.
Who he is in real life: Jessica Simpson, a professional singer and TV personality starring in the reality show Newlyweds. Desparate to meet people who will judge her for her wit and personality rather than her blonde hair, perfect skin and ample cleavage, she has adopted the male identity of a college jock in his late teens, and has to date (despite lingering suspicions by Nowhereman) successfully avoided being categorised as a dumb blonde by her online peers.
Nowhereman
Who he claims to be: Rowdy English consumer of beer.
Who he is: Abel Simpson, Jessica Simpson's suspicious father.
