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DAVE
Who he claims to be: Australian Lawyer. Comic book fan
Who he is in real life: German Billionaire - Albrecht Fassbinder. Founder of the Tell me about Comics company. Enjoys dressing up in a tight leather costume, with the intention of battling the forces of crime on the tough, seedy streets of Hamburg. Somehow these vigilante escapades always end up with Albrecht stretched across the knees of some rough sailor type, on the receiving end of a hard spanking for being a bad boy.
JOEY FROM FRIENDS
Who he claims to be: Periodic contributor to the off-topic forum. Man of mystery. Probably not really Joey from Friends.
Who he is in real life: Internet anomaly known as ‘the Joey effect’, common to most well-populated message boards. Phantom poster - a mirage brought into being by high frequency, low content posts by other users.
USCHI
Who she claims to be: Student. Manufacturer of pharmaceutical compounds.
Who she is in real life: Intelligent dolphin trained to communicate via a specially developed keyboard, built into the side of her tank. Long absence from the boards can be explained by the death of Uschi 1 and the training of her successor, also named Uschi.
Thanks to the Florida Institute of Dolphin Cognitive Studies for the info. I owe you a beer Jeff!
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"My friends have always been the best of me." -Doctor Who
"Well,whenever I'm confused,I just check my underwear. It holds most answers to life's questions." Abe Simpson
I can tell by the position of the sun in the sky, that is time for us to go. Until next time, I am Lothar of the Hill People!
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Uschi like a mothafucka in Johnny whatever with Keanu...!
...you tell stories, we tell lies.
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LOTHAR OF THE HILL PEOPLE
Who he claims to be: Hill person. Down to earth calming influence, in a world full of lunatics and fucktards.
Who he is in real life: Runner-up of Minnesota’s Most Magnetic Man. Picked up several spoons, a bicycle frame, the motor out of an industrial barnacle scraper and various tractor parts with no assistance apart from his unnatural magnetic abilities. Promoted to winner after his rival, Ed Michaels, was discovered to have forced a powerful electromagnet into his rectum, enabling him to pick up Sartron – evil leader of the giant transforming robots who live upstate in Duluth.
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Oh my god! I just figured it out! Lothar is the Magneto clone!
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I just figured it out,Stupid Dogg is a cunt!
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bullshit! we've always known I was a cunt!
CUNT!
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Sorry,I meant to say "A bigger cunt than we all thought!"
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This ID service is horribly limited.
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THE TIME TRUST
Who he claims to be: Canadian. Spammer. Sworn guardian of Time.
Who he is in real life: Derrick Scotch. Runs an animal bank in Mexico City.
In 2001, I opened an account at The Scotch Animal Bank, using a handful of ants. My intial investment has since matured into a pair of gold-backed otters and magic fish that can grant simple wishes.
Derrick Scotch AKA The Time Trust has asked me to point that your investment may fall as well as rise in value, depending on market forces. The Scotch Animal Bank regrets that it cannot accept devalued animal currencies such as Mosquitos
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I just figured it out,Stupid Dogg is a cunt!
Whoa!
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Who he claims to be: English sojourner, purveyor of video games and music.
Who he is in real life: Sir Richard Branson, founder of Virgin Music and Virgin Airlines. Sir Richard made his fortune as the founder of the record label which signed talent such as the Sex Pistols, Phil Collins and the Tubular Bells guy. He has two children, Holly and Sam, and has just launched his own reality TV show, eneitled "The Rebel Billionaire".
Rob Kamphausen
Who he claims to be: Administrator of the DC Comics message board. also known as "Gob".
Who he is in real life: Herman "Mr Lint" Giraffe, owner of the world's largest lint ball. Mr Giraffe has been gradually building his lint ball since beomcing bored in the ad break in Superbowl XXVII. The lint ball is now the size of a small cottage, and is a tourist attraction in Mr Giraffe's home town of Flatbed, Texas.
Animalman
Who he claims to be: Student athelete, professional nitpicker.
Who he is in real life: Jessica Simpson, a professional singer and TV personality starring in the reality show Newlyweds. Desparate to meet people who will judge her for her wit and personality rather than her blonde hair, perfect skin and ample cleavage, she has adopted the male identity of a college jock in his late teens, and has to date (despite lingering suspicions by Nowhereman) successfully avoided being categorised as a dumb blonde by her online peers.
Nowhereman
Who he claims to be: Rowdy English consumer of beer.
Who he is: Abel Simpson, Jessica Simpson's suspicious father.
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Uschi said:I won't rape you, I'll just fuck you 'till it hurts and then not stop and you'll cry. MisterJLA: RACKS so hard, he called Jim Rome "Chris Everett." In Him, all porn is possible. He is far above mentions in so-called "blogs." RACK him, lest ye be lost! "I can't even brush my teeth without gagging!" - Tommy Tantillo: Wank & Cry, heckpuppy, and general laughingstock ![[Linked Image from i6.photobucket.com]](http://i6.photobucket.com/albums/y203/JoeMama13/RedSoxBanner05.png)
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Joe Mama
Who he claims to be: Comic book reading baseball fan.
Who he is : Professor Vladimir Potemkin, great grandson of Prince Potemkin of the Imperial Russian Court of Czarina Catherine the Great, and inventor of the Potemkinatron, a device which can accurately count the hair follicles on the legs of small insects. Regretably Professor Potemkin revealed the secret mechanism of his device in a lecture to the International Society for the Study of Cockroaches in 1983, thereby losing his patent rights and depriving himself of an income stream from pesticide companies keen to develop exfoliating sparys for bugs.
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Ultimate Jaburg
Who he claims to be: Energetic comic-reading New Yorker with a notable presence on the internet
Who he really is: Annabella Richardson, a 13 year old girl from Manhattan. Annabella has recently been made a Prefect at the St Margaret's Private School, an elite educational facility located on Manhattan Island. Annabella is the top of her class in English Literature, History and Mathematics. She is presently receiving private tuition in calculus. Annabella kissed her first boyfriend, Mark Piermont-Smith, at a recent excursion to the cinameas, but won't let him get to second base for at least another few months. She owns a pony which is located in upperstate New York. The pony's name is Melanie. Annabella recently experienced her first period, and has commented to her friends that it was a lot less painful than she anticipated.
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I'd like to know where you're getting this information. 
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LOTHAR OF THE HILL PEOPLE
Who he claims to be: Hill person. Down to earth calming influence, in a world full of lunatics and fucktards.
Who he is in real life: Runner-up of Minnesota’s Most Magnetic Man. Picked up several spoons, a bicycle frame, the motor out of an industrial barnacle scraper and various tractor parts with no assistance apart from his unnatural magnetic abilities. Promoted to winner after his rival, Ed Michaels, was discovered to have forced a powerful electromagnet into his rectum, enabling him to pick up Sartron – evil leader of the giant transforming robots who live upstate in Duluth.
Now all I need is a red helmet and a matching cape.
"My friends have always been the best of me." -Doctor Who
"Well,whenever I'm confused,I just check my underwear. It holds most answers to life's questions." Abe Simpson
I can tell by the position of the sun in the sky, that is time for us to go. Until next time, I am Lothar of the Hill People!
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Quote:
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Oh my god! I just figured it out! Lothar is the Magneto clone!
It's to bad that you found out my secret. Now I'll have to kill Time Trust 
"My friends have always been the best of me." -Doctor Who
"Well,whenever I'm confused,I just check my underwear. It holds most answers to life's questions." Abe Simpson
I can tell by the position of the sun in the sky, that is time for us to go. Until next time, I am Lothar of the Hill People!
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And please, call me Derrick.
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