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LOTHAR OF THE HILL PEOPLE

Who he claims to be: Hill person. Down to earth calming influence, in a world full of lunatics and fucktards.

Who he is in real life: Runner-up of Minnesota’s Most Magnetic Man. Picked up several spoons, a bicycle frame, the motor out of an industrial barnacle scraper and various tractor parts with no assistance apart from his unnatural magnetic abilities. Promoted to winner after his rival, Ed Michaels, was discovered to have forced a powerful electromagnet into his rectum, enabling him to pick up Sartron – evil leader of the giant transforming robots who live upstate in Duluth.

Now all I need is a red helmet and a matching cape.

"My friends have always been the best of me." -Doctor Who

"Well,whenever I'm confused,I just check my underwear. It holds most answers to life's questions." Abe Simpson

I can tell by the position of the sun in the sky, that is time for us to go. Until next time, I am Lothar of the Hill People!