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GMan/Whomod/Chewy/Stupid Dogg (67%, 10 Votes)
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DaveTWB/JJackson/Backwards/WingedCreature (33%, 5 Votes)
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GMan (14%, 4 Votes)
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Whomod (4%, 1 Votes)
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Chewy Walrus (18%, 5 Votes)
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Stupid Dogg (25%, 7 Votes)
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DaveTWB (0%, 0 Votes)
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Jim Jackson (11%, 3 Votes)
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Backwards7 (7%, 2 Votes)
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Winged Creature (21%, 6 Votes)
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JMama/SoM/Sammitch/PenWing (39%, 7 Votes)
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Snarf/Oakley/Cap.ofOS/Notwedge (61%, 11 Votes)
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Joe Mama (14%, 5 Votes)
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Son of Mxy (6%, 2 Votes)
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Capt. Sammitch (11%, 4 Votes)
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PenWing (6%, 2 Votes)
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King Snarf (29%, 10 Votes)
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Chris Oakley (17%, 6 Votes)
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Cap. of Outer Space (11%, 4 Votes)
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Notwedge (6%, 2 Votes)
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Nuriko (100%, 17 Votes)
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ShazamGrrl (0%, 0 Votes)
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Difficult Kind/Cowgirl Jack (22%, 4 Votes)
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Meeko/Sneaky Bunny (78%, 14 Votes)
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Stareena/Butter (83%, 15 Votes)
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Wenchofthelodge/Kimi (17%, 3 Votes)
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Indestructible Man (6%, 1 Votes)
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Bibbo (39%, 7 Votes)
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Wannabuyamonkey (0%, 0 Votes)
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Darkknight613 (17%, 3 Votes)
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Zod (0%, 0 Votes)
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Non (0%, 0 Votes)
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Dave (6%, 1 Votes)
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Urg (6%, 1 Votes)
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Allen1 (0%, 0 Votes)
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Jeremy (6%, 1 Votes)
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LLance (6%, 1 Votes)
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Sideways (0%, 0 Votes)
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Matter-Eater Man (0%, 0 Votes)
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Ultimate Jaburg (17%, 3 Votes)
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Rex (22%, 4 Votes)
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Wednesday (78%, 14 Votes)
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The Madman says: "that's fucked up. that ain't right."
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living in 1962 15000+ posts
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Shriek the lips
Across ragged tongue,
Convulsing together.sing
Violently, move the jaw
Cry aloud. bound up the dead
Triumphantly
The ragged they come and
The ragged they kill!
You pray so hard on bloody knees.
The ragged they come and
The ragged they kill!
Down in the cool air I can see.
Hey, yeah - I’m the one that you wanted
Hey, yeah - I’m your superbeast
Hey, yeah - I’m the one that you wanted
Hey, yeah - I’m your superbeast
*Grimm enters the arena, mic in hand, once again in a black suit and shades. He stops on the rampway.
"It seems, once again, I am filling in as GM. Must've done a good job last week."
"Now some of you may have noticed that large, ominous, foreboding structure hanging over the ring. We'll get to that in a moment."
"First I want to discuss our two big elimination matches. Earlier this week, the RDCW Brain Trust and I got together in RDCW headquarters in Roboken, and we put together this pay per view about to unfold before you."
"Now first, we have an interesting little twist on the regular elimination match. We call it the "Friends or Foes" match. We took four top tag teams and split them up. Partners will have to face each other. Enemies will have to work together. Who can cooperate long enough to survive? That is the question."
"Then we have our "Winner's Choice" match, made by myself last week on Havoc. This match, quite simply means, the winning team will each get one favor on the following week's Havoc. It's that simple."
"Now onto that foreboding steel structure. We call that structure the "Masturbation Chamber!" Now as you may have surmised, our Big Cheese Champion, TK-069, will be entering that structure later tonight to defend his title!"
"His opponents will be. . .the surviving members of the two elimination matches tonight! So sit back and enjoy the show!"
Shriek the lips
Across ragged tongue,
Convulsing together.sing
Violently, move the jaw
Cry aloud. bound up the dead
Triumphantly
The ragged they come and
The ragged they kill!
You pray so hard on bloody knees.
The ragged they come and
The ragged they kill!
Down in the cool air I can see.
Hey, yeah - I’m the one that you wanted
Hey, yeah - I’m your superbeast
Hey, yeah - I’m the one that you wanted
Hey, yeah - I’m your superbeast
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King Snarf enters his dressing room & he is surprised to see a man dressed head to toe in black holding the IC belt in his hand,sitting on a bench.
Snarf "What the hell are you doing in here,and what are you doing with Oakleys belt?"
The man in black stands up and silently holds the belt out for Snarf to take,but as Snarf goes to take it the silent mystery man nails him across the forehead with the belt.
A few minutes later Snarf comes round and is laying on the floor with the belt draped across his stomach.
Chris Oakley enters the room with Louie Bastardo.
Oakley "Snarf,what happened?"
Snarf replies while being helped to his feet by Chris & Louie "It was that guy who attacked The Captain last week,he was waiting here and ambushed me."
Oakley "You ok man?"
Bastardo "More important than that,you gonna be able to wrestle tonight?"
Snarf "Of course I am,its gonna take more than a knock to the head to take me out of action. But I will tell you something,I dont know who that guy is and what he has to do with Joe Mama,but I will make them both pay for this one way or another!"
Fat Retard "Buh gawd Queen,who thuh hell is this mystery man?"
Queen "I wonder how big his cock is?"
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Friends or Foes Match
GMan/Whomod/Chewy Walrus/Stupid Dogg
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DaveTWB/Jim Jackson/Backwards7/Winged Creature
Order of Elimination:
1.)Dave The Wonder Boy was the first eliminated, as Whomod caught him in his RoadRage finisher (spear). 2.)Whomod was next to go out as, when arguing with partner, the G-Man, G-Man slugged him with a powerful right hand. Whomod fell backwards into a rollup by his own regular partner, Jim Jackson. Three count and Whomod was eliminated as well.
3.)Backwards7 was the next to go, as he fell victim to Chewy Walrus’ feared Tusk PileDriver. 4.)Jim Jackson quickly followed as he fell victim to G-Man’s feared Patriot Act
maneuver.
Thus, Winged Creature stood alone against G-Man, Chewy, and his own normal tag partner, Stupid Dogg. As Creature faced off against G-Man, SD gave him the thumbs up
from the ring apron. After several minutes of furious brawling, G-Man went for a RightWing neckbreaker, but SD broke up the pin. The Legbreakererses then double teamed him, nailing him with a Cement Overcoat (double powerbomb). Creature pinned 5.)G-Man and eliminated him.
It seemed as if Chewy Walrus might have to face both Legbreakereses. But Stupid Dogg exited the ring, allowing Chewy to step in and face off against WC. They went back and forth with several counters and reversals, as both men attempted to hit their finishers.
Winged Creature blasted Chewy with a flying forearm, but the Walrus fell backwards into his corner and tagged Stupid Dogg. The Legbreakererses looked at each other for a
moment, before double teaming Chewy. They then raised each other’s hands before SD turned on his partner and clotheslined him to the mat. 6.) Winged Creature was pinned. SD got the win for his team.
Survivors: Chewy Walrus and Stupid Dogg
The Madman says: "that's fucked up. that ain't right."
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Winner’s Choice Elimination Match. Winning team each gets a favor on Havoc.
King Snarf/Chris Oakley/Captain of Outer Space/Notwedge
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Joe Mama/Son of Mxy/Captain Sammitch/PenWing
Order of Elimination:
There was some question as to whether King Snarf would be able to compete, due to the attack of Mystery Man early in the show, but Snarf made it to ringside, his head heavily
bandaged.
Tensions started early in this match as Joe Mama and Captain Sammitch both argued not only over who was the team captain, but who would start the match. Eventually
1.)PenWing settled things by jumping into the ring and facing off against 2.)Notwedge. The hardcore tactics both competitors used backfired on them, as they were counted out while brawling into the backstage area. Sammitch called his tag partner back to the ring to no avail.
While Sammitch was watching his partner, he was almost eliminated by a rollup from Snarf. Sammitch was dominated by the heels for a moment, as he struggled to tag out.
Finally, he tagged Joe Mama who came into the ring and cleared house with a series of clotheslines. Nailing Chris Oakley with the Enforcer, Joe started to go for the pin, but
ended up arguing with Sammitch again, allowing Oakley to tag out to Captain of Outer Space.
Joe tagged his partner, Son of Mxy, and the second generation superstar went at it with the Captain as fast paced cruiserweight moves dominated. While SoM was going for the
Punctuation, Sammitch and Joe again began arguing on the ring apron. The ref became distracted attempting to break them up as Louie Bastardo signaled to the back.
The Legbreakererses 4 Hired stormed the ring, once again on the same page, and annhilated SoM with a brutal Cement Overcoat! They exited the ring through the crowd
as Cap.OOS pinned 3.) SoM
Captain Sammitch then entered the ring, determined to win things cleanly. Working over his opponent with a series submission moves, he dominated Cap.OOS. Sammitch nailed 4.)Captain of Outer Space with his Sammitch Slam and got the pin. Sammitch and Joe Mama continued to argue over their methods while Louie Bastardo distracted the referee. Chris Oakley snuck into the ring with the IC belt and blasted Sammitch over the head with it. Throwing the belt out of the ring, he pinned 5.)Sammitch.
And Joe Mama stood alone against Oakley and Snarf. Joe took the fight to his opponents in what was essentially a three on one handicap match, as everytime Joe started to gain the upper hand, Snarf, Oakley, or Bastardo would interfere.
Finally, Joe dragged Bastardo into the ring and hit him with an East Coast Hammer! Throwing him out, Joe hit the Flying Teabag Slam on the prone Chris Oakley and went for
a pin! As the ref counted, Snarf broke up the pinfall.
Dragging Oakley over to his corner, Snarf tagged himself into the ring and battled his longtime nemesis. Joe Mama hit the ropes, attempting to go for a Lou Thesz press, but Louie Bastardo tripped him from outside the ring, causing 6.)JM to fall on his face! At this point, the weary EuroTrash Champion was easy prey for Snarf’s Royal Headlock!
Survivors: King Snarf and Chris Oakley
The Madman says: "that's fucked up. that ain't right."
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Nuriko vs Shazamgrrl
No one knew what to expect from these two rookies, but one thing's for sure: Nuriko sent a warning to the Women's Division that she had gold on her mind. Nuriko dominated her opponent with a fast-paced, martial arts-based assault. Shazamgrrl had no defense againt the the newest member of the Bastardo Family and was easy pickings until Nuriko (mercifully) ended things with here Hiroshima Mama - a 450-splash off the top ropes.
Women's Tag Title Qualifier #1
The former foes once again showed that they may just be the favorite in this tournament. While Cowgirl Jack and Difficult Kind put up a hell of a fight, Meeko and Sneaky Bunny enacted a strategy of quick tags, timely double-teams, and singles wrestling that neutralized their opponents best efforts to gain the upper-hand in this match. A Meeko Bomb, combined with a Bunny Hop, made Cowgirl Jack a non-factor when the two introduced a new team finisher - The Midwest Thunder (3D set-up by Meeko into a DDT by Bunny) - for the victory.
Women's Tag Title Qualifier #2
Stareena and ButterRican showed why they're still the best women's tag team by dominating Wench Of The Lodge and Kimi. Wenchie's power moves and holds were negated by Stareena's technical prowess, and Kimi was an easy victim for Butter's Latina Fury - a rapid procession of punches, kicks, scratches, and slams. A pair of piledrivers, followed by what Stareena and Butter dubbed "The Three-Way" (ankle-lock by Butter, camel clutch by Stareena) on Wenchie, was the final word on Stareena and ButterRican's victory.
Parking Lot Battle Royale
Tag teammates Bibbo and I-Man started this match by waiting for their next opponent to hit the ring. WBAM was their plaything for 90 seconds before he was tossed out of the ring. The next competitor - Darkknight613 - wisely circled the ring for two minutes until Zod and Non (at the same time) entered the match. RDCW fans were treated to Zod screaming "Kneel!" whenever punched, kicked, or slammed by the tag team while Non was pointedly silent during Darkknight's abuse. The rogue Kryptonians were eliminated at the 8-minute mark - with one final "Kneel!!!" as Zod kissed asphalt - and Dave, still wearing an RwO t-shirt, came to even the odds against the brothers. The fans were FINALLY treated to some real Battle Royale action for two minutes when the caveman URG hit the ring, followed by Allen1 who eliminated himself rather than face a fresh URG. Jeremy, LLance, Sideways, Matter-Eater Man, and Ultimate Jaburg soon joined the fray and the Battle Royale was TRULY under way!
Sideways and Matter-Eater Man were grabbed by URG who, upon sniffing them and deciding they weren't edible, tossed them over the ropes in disgust. Most of the competitors then focused on eliminating the super heavyweights - LLance and URG. LLance was finally put over the top rope by Darkknight, Jeremy and Bibbo:
Jeremy - "AGH! HERNIA!!!"
Bibbo - "I think I pulled something..."
Darkknight - "He's still trying to touch me!"
...while I-Man, Dave and Jaburg dispatched URG.
Dave - "He's gonna eat me!"
I-Man - "Quit bitching and lift! I thought you RwO people were tough!"
Jaburg - "URG, look! A porkchop!"
URG - "Where am piggy?" (toss)
Jeremy was able to eliminate Dave, who hopped back onto the ring apron and pulled Jeremy over, eliminating him. Bibbo managed to toss Darkknight out of the ring and turn in time to see I'Man catch a mean wedgie from Jaburg and get atomic wedgied out of the ring and onto the asphalt. Bibbo started to batter Jaburg with his fists until I-Man, from the parking lot, started tossing things into the ring for his brother to use. Jaburg was a victim of parking lot signs, spare tires, chunks of asphalt, beer cans and bottles, and a random tailgater before Bibbo finally eliminated him for the win. I-Man joined his brother for the post-match celebration until Bibbo tossed him over the top rope, just for good measure.
Tables Match
Rex and Wednesday renewed their feud in style, and their technical holds and locks gave way to pure brawling. At one point, Rex had Wednesday at his mercy and positioned him on a table for a leg drop off the top rope. But Rex waited too long, Wednesday recovered and dodged, and Rex put himself through a table.
Monroe: That had to hurt! Of course, a wrestler can't eliminate himself in this match!
Madman: Rex really made an ass of himself there!!!
LLawler: I'll pick the splinters out...with my teeth!
Fat Retard: That's a great way to damage your sternum! Buh-GAWD!!!
Wednesday was able to take advantage of the mishap. A series of atomic drops softened up Rex. The "See-You-Next-Tuesday" superkick stunned Rex and allowed Wednesday to place him on a table. His "Seven days" Moonsault sealed the win for Wednesday.
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