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Nuriko vs Shazamgrrl

No one knew what to expect from these two rookies, but one thing's for sure: Nuriko sent a warning to the Women's Division that she had gold on her mind. Nuriko dominated her opponent with a fast-paced, martial arts-based assault. Shazamgrrl had no defense againt the the newest member of the Bastardo Family and was easy pickings until Nuriko (mercifully) ended things with here Hiroshima Mama - a 450-splash off the top ropes.


Women's Tag Title Qualifier #1

The former foes once again showed that they may just be the favorite in this tournament. While Cowgirl Jack and Difficult Kind put up a hell of a fight, Meeko and Sneaky Bunny enacted a strategy of quick tags, timely double-teams, and singles wrestling that neutralized their opponents best efforts to gain the upper-hand in this match. A Meeko Bomb, combined with a Bunny Hop, made Cowgirl Jack a non-factor when the two introduced a new team finisher - The Midwest Thunder (3D set-up by Meeko into a DDT by Bunny) - for the victory.


Women's Tag Title Qualifier #2

Stareena and ButterRican showed why they're still the best women's tag team by dominating Wench Of The Lodge and Kimi. Wenchie's power moves and holds were negated by Stareena's technical prowess, and Kimi was an easy victim for Butter's Latina Fury - a rapid procession of punches, kicks, scratches, and slams. A pair of piledrivers, followed by what Stareena and Butter dubbed "The Three-Way" (ankle-lock by Butter, camel clutch by Stareena) on Wenchie, was the final word on Stareena and ButterRican's victory.


Parking Lot Battle Royale

Tag teammates Bibbo and I-Man started this match by waiting for their next opponent to hit the ring. WBAM was their plaything for 90 seconds before he was tossed out of the ring. The next competitor - Darkknight613 - wisely circled the ring for two minutes until Zod and Non (at the same time) entered the match. RDCW fans were treated to Zod screaming "Kneel!" whenever punched, kicked, or slammed by the tag team while Non was pointedly silent during Darkknight's abuse. The rogue Kryptonians were eliminated at the 8-minute mark - with one final "Kneel!!!" as Zod kissed asphalt - and Dave, still wearing an RwO t-shirt, came to even the odds against the brothers. The fans were FINALLY treated to some real Battle Royale action for two minutes when the caveman URG hit the ring, followed by Allen1 who eliminated himself rather than face a fresh URG. Jeremy, LLance, Sideways, Matter-Eater Man, and Ultimate Jaburg soon joined the fray and the Battle Royale was TRULY under way!

Sideways and Matter-Eater Man were grabbed by URG who, upon sniffing them and deciding they weren't edible, tossed them over the ropes in disgust. Most of the competitors then focused on eliminating the super heavyweights - LLance and URG. LLance was finally put over the top rope by Darkknight, Jeremy and Bibbo:

Jeremy - "AGH! HERNIA!!!"
Bibbo - "I think I pulled something..."
Darkknight - "He's still trying to touch me!"

...while I-Man, Dave and Jaburg dispatched URG.

Dave - "He's gonna eat me!"
I-Man - "Quit bitching and lift! I thought you RwO people were tough!"
Jaburg - "URG, look! A porkchop!"
URG - "Where am piggy?" (toss)

Jeremy was able to eliminate Dave, who hopped back onto the ring apron and pulled Jeremy over, eliminating him. Bibbo managed to toss Darkknight out of the ring and turn in time to see I'Man catch a mean wedgie from Jaburg and get atomic wedgied out of the ring and onto the asphalt. Bibbo started to batter Jaburg with his fists until I-Man, from the parking lot, started tossing things into the ring for his brother to use. Jaburg was a victim of parking lot signs, spare tires, chunks of asphalt, beer cans and bottles, and a random tailgater before Bibbo finally eliminated him for the win. I-Man joined his brother for the post-match celebration until Bibbo tossed him over the top rope, just for good measure.


Tables Match

Rex and Wednesday renewed their feud in style, and their technical holds and locks gave way to pure brawling. At one point, Rex had Wednesday at his mercy and positioned him on a table for a leg drop off the top rope. But Rex waited too long, Wednesday recovered and dodged, and Rex put himself through a table.

Monroe: That had to hurt! Of course, a wrestler can't eliminate himself in this match!

Madman: Rex really made an ass of himself there!!!

LLawler: I'll pick the splinters out...with my teeth!

Fat Retard: That's a great way to damage your sternum! Buh-GAWD!!!

Wednesday was able to take advantage of the mishap. A series of atomic drops softened up Rex. The "See-You-Next-Tuesday" superkick stunned Rex and allowed Wednesday to place him on a table. His "Seven days" Moonsault sealed the win for Wednesday.