The Masturbation Chamber
TK-069 and King Snarf to a no decision.
The match began as Chewy Walrus and Stupid Dogg were the first two to enter the Chamber! Chewy tore into Dogg, determined to get even for the Legbreakerer's actions earlier in the night.
The two brawled across the massively ornate phallic like cage structure, ramming each other's heads into the steel repeatedly. Before long, both men's faces were covered in crimson masks.
The timer sounded and King Snarf's cage opened. Snarf joined Dogg in pounding on the Walrus as Snarf was determined to settle an old score!
The two double teamed the Walrus, pounding him into the mat. Finally Dogg hit a top rope powerbomb allowing Snarf to clamp on his Royal Headlock for the submission.
The buzzer sounded again, and TK entered the match! Dogg was waiting for the Big Cheese champ, however, and immediately went to work on him, taking out his legs in classic Legbreakerer style!
Snarf looked on approvingly, smiling and nodded at IC champ, Chris Oakley (still in a cage) and Louie Bastardo, watching from outside.
The buzzer sounded again, and Snarf turned in horror as he realized Chris' cage was not opening. Mystery Man attacked the royal wrestler, with furious abandon, repeating his actions from earlier in the night.
The four men squared off and battled across the ring, TK and Dogg, and Snarf and Mystery Man, neither gaining a full advantage!
The buzzer sounded for the final time, as Chris Oakley joined the fray and immediately went after Mystery Man! As the Bastardos pounded him down, Dogg joined them, the three men putting the masked man down.
Oakley finished him off with a Splendid Splinter and it looked like TK would stand alone!
But as Snarf jumped the Big Cheese champion, Oakley attacked Stupid Dogg. Snarf and Oakley whipped TK and Dogg into each other, but TK ducked and Dogg clotheslined Snarf while TK speared Oakley!
TK nailed an Orchepocalypse and the IC champ was gone!
Snarf, Dogg, and TK continued the battle, all men bleeding profusely now. Dogg was finally eliminated, when Snarf broke out one of his old school moves, the Wildsault and pinned him!
Finally, two men stood alone. TK-069 and King Snarf. Back and forth they continued, attempting to wipe each other from the very face of RDCW!
The end of the match came when TK hit a belly to back suplex on Snarf and bridged up for a pinfall. At the two count, Snarf lifted his shoulder!
As the cage lifted from the ring, officials filled it up. Both Snarf and TK claiming the championship and the match! The ppv ended with Snarf nailing TK over the head with the championship and leaving the ring!
