RKMBs Forums .::Important::. RDCW Conniver Series Part 2

The Masturbation Chamber for the Big Cheese Title! single choice

TK-069 (Champ) (33%, 4 Votes)

King Snarf (33%, 4 Votes)

Stupid Dogg (8%, 1 Votes)

Chris Oakley (8%, 1 Votes)

Chewy Walrus (8%, 1 Votes)

Mystery Man (8%, 1 Votes)

Total Votes: 12 Voting on this poll ends: 2026-05-05 6:01 PM

Thus, has the Bastardo Family taken over Conniver Series! Not only did Nuriko annihilate her opponent, but both Snarf and Oakley survived and are in the main event!

It's about time, too! The title is mine!

TK-069 is walking through the corridors back stage with his usual bevvy of beauties at his side,when suddenly without warning he is knocked to the ground from behind.
As he looks up he is met with a flurry of closed fists to the head.

The man dressed in black looks down at his fallen victim,turns,then walks away as silently as he first appeared.

TK's ass is mine!

wait, that didn't sound right...

Another draw between me and TK?

The Masturbation Chamber

TK-069 and King Snarf to a no decision.

The match began as Chewy Walrus and Stupid Dogg were the first two to enter the Chamber! Chewy tore into Dogg, determined to get even for the Legbreakerer's actions earlier in the night.

The two brawled across the massively ornate phallic like cage structure, ramming each other's heads into the steel repeatedly. Before long, both men's faces were covered in crimson masks.

The timer sounded and King Snarf's cage opened. Snarf joined Dogg in pounding on the Walrus as Snarf was determined to settle an old score!

The two double teamed the Walrus, pounding him into the mat. Finally Dogg hit a top rope powerbomb allowing Snarf to clamp on his Royal Headlock for the submission.

The buzzer sounded again, and TK entered the match! Dogg was waiting for the Big Cheese champ, however, and immediately went to work on him, taking out his legs in classic Legbreakerer style!

Snarf looked on approvingly, smiling and nodded at IC champ, Chris Oakley (still in a cage) and Louie Bastardo, watching from outside.

The buzzer sounded again, and Snarf turned in horror as he realized Chris' cage was not opening. Mystery Man attacked the royal wrestler, with furious abandon, repeating his actions from earlier in the night.

The four men squared off and battled across the ring, TK and Dogg, and Snarf and Mystery Man, neither gaining a full advantage!

The buzzer sounded for the final time, as Chris Oakley joined the fray and immediately went after Mystery Man! As the Bastardos pounded him down, Dogg joined them, the three men putting the masked man down.

Oakley finished him off with a Splendid Splinter and it looked like TK would stand alone!

But as Snarf jumped the Big Cheese champion, Oakley attacked Stupid Dogg. Snarf and Oakley whipped TK and Dogg into each other, but TK ducked and Dogg clotheslined Snarf while TK speared Oakley!

TK nailed an Orchepocalypse and the IC champ was gone!

Snarf, Dogg, and TK continued the battle, all men bleeding profusely now. Dogg was finally eliminated, when Snarf broke out one of his old school moves, the Wildsault and pinned him!

Finally, two men stood alone. TK-069 and King Snarf. Back and forth they continued, attempting to wipe each other from the very face of RDCW!

The end of the match came when TK hit a belly to back suplex on Snarf and bridged up for a pinfall. At the two count, Snarf lifted his shoulder!

As the cage lifted from the ring, officials filled it up. Both Snarf and TK claiming the championship and the match! The ppv ended with Snarf nailing TK over the head with the championship and leaving the ring!

King Snarf is the rightful Big Cheese Champion! Give him the belt! He deserves it!

Yes! I cannot be to blame for poor officiating. Had that match been allowed to continue after I kicked out (as well it should have), I clearly would've beaten TK-069!

I'll take this matter right to Kamphausen himself! The Bastardo Family shall not rest until King Snarf gets his due!

I'd love to see a rematch.

A lumberjack rematch. With myself, Joe Mama, PenWing, Son of Mxy, Meeko, and Sneaky among the lumberjacks.

There should be no rematch! Kamphausen should name one of us the champion! And to thank him for making this weighty decision, Louie Bastardo and myself are prepared to donate a large sum of money to the charity of his choice. However, since we don't know what charity Rob favors, we have left the "Pay to the Order of" spot blank. We're sure that the esteemed Mr. Kamphausen can find a... worthy recipient for this money.

Backstage Chewy Walrus is getting medical treatment when suddenly the door bursts open & in walks the mystery man.
Chewy jumps up & adopts a defensive position but is still very groggy from the beating he took in the match.
Instead of the attack he was expecting,the mystery man slowly nods his head once,turns & walks back out.

Medic "What was that all about?"

Chewy "Damned if I know!"

Fat Retard "Buh gawd Queen,who thu hell is this mystery man?"

LLarry LLawler "He's got a fantastic ass."