One time while in a video store during my high school years this very sexy brunette came in and was talking to the owner of the store at the counter. My friends Bert and Ernie and I were checking her out from around the corner. As if joined by a psychic link Jason grabbed Steve's ankles and I shoved him sending him recklessly at the brunette. Simultaneously Bert yells, Hey lady check me out!" as Ernie falls at her feet. Disgusted she leaves, and Ernie does not talk to us for over two hours.


Video Store Extra: We were soon barred from the video Store for taking a magic marker and altering the first "T" on 3 copies of "Tucker a man and his dream" to an "F".



MORE TO COME!