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what are your thoughts on anal sex?
Ouch! That's A Big Dick!!!
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I'm asking for a friend of mine.
Ouch! That's A Big Dick!!!
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I said, I'd ask myself when I was good and ready!
Me No Rikey Rob, he's a banana queer!
I shit on Hogan!
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BSAMS, help me get a girl!
Knutreturns said: Spoken like the true Greatest RDCW Champ!
All hail King Snarf!
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Me No Rikey Rob, he's a banana queer!
I shit on Hogan!
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I didn't say "ROY BATTY, help me get a girl"; I was talking to BSAMS!
Knutreturns said: Spoken like the true Greatest RDCW Champ!
All hail King Snarf!
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one time at a friends house during a party a really hot girl in a bikini asked me to play some songs on the computer. i sat down and launched music match jukebox. as i was picking through songs she came over and said let me see and put her hand over mine on the mouse. i got up and let her set down.
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I'm gunna guesses your passwords.
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I'm going to sucks a pussy
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Does this have anything to do with GayLA?
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If Superman was a comic character which one would he be?
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The one with the pet dog!
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one time standing at a stop light this beautiful woman pulled up in a chevy cavelier. she rolled down her window and said do you know where north street is. and i said 2 streets down, to your left. she drove away and i never saw her again.
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Did she look like Suzanne Somers?
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nope. more like krissy. only not as tall looking.
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Quote:
I've Got A Dick In My Ass said:
I'm asking for a friend of mine.
I'm giving you another run for that. Now shut up and take it all, bitch! 
Whoa nellie! That's A Tight Asshole!!!
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britneyspearsatemyshorts said:
I used to come home from work and unwind by watching Saved By The Bell and Baywatch reruns on TBS. One day while watching Baywatch my then wife started on a tirade. "You get off on watching those hot women run down the beach don't you? Don't you?!?!?!" I replied, "Honey don't you think if I was turned on by hot women I would have married one?" A drinking glass then smashed against the wall right above my head.
You're lucky to be alive!
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Knutreturns said: Spoken like the true Greatest RDCW Champ!
All hail King Snarf!
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One time while walking through the wharehouse at work with a young lady I let one go as we were walking. Inside it felt like it would be silent and left behind. As I talked and walked, my but went "riiiip". She said did you fart? I sais yes, yes I did.
MORE TO COME!
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Knutreturns said: Spoken like the true Greatest RDCW Champ!
All hail King Snarf!
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One time my girlfriend tried to fix her friend up with one of my friends. The four of us went out, my friend wasn't interested and my girlfriend got pissed at me for having a good time! I spent the rest of the night trying to score with my girlfriends friend - I never saw her again but I am still with my girlfriend.
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Me No Rikey Rob, he's a banana queer!
I shit on Hogan!
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One time I went out with my girlfriend and a bunch of mutual friends & friends of friends! My girlfriend got pissed off because I was having a good time! I went to get a round of drink when for the first time ever, the barmaid starting chatting ME up! I brought the drinks to the table and went back to the barmaid to flirt! After a hour my girlfriend came up to the bar and ruined the promising situation! I never saw the barmaid again but I am still with my girlfriend!
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Me No Rikey Rob, he's a banana queer!
I shit on Hogan!
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Later that night, one of the friends of friends lost interest in the guy she was supposed to hook up with and for the first time in my life, she started taking a serious interest in me! The problem was that my girlfriend was still there! This girl persistently chatted me up until my girlfriend forced me to take her home. I never saw this girl, I heard she shagged the guy she was set up with but she apparently wanted me! I am still with my girlfriend.
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Me No Rikey Rob, he's a banana queer!
I shit on Hogan!
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One time I was at Wizard world, I was walking around when I met some great looking chick dressed as Elektra! I said Hi, she said is that a English accent? I said yes. I never saw elektra again!
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Me No Rikey Rob, he's a banana queer!
I shit on Hogan!
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One time I was at Wizard world, I was walking around when I met Aria Giovanni! I said Hi, she said is that a English accent? I said yes. I never saw Aria again!
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Me No Rikey Rob, he's a banana queer!
I shit on Hogan!
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ANother time I was at Wizard I met this chick dressed in a red PVC hotpants and brassiere! I said Hi, she said is that a English accent? I said yes. I asked if she was a model. She said she was about to shoot some porn. I said cool! She gave me her number and email without me having to ask. Then Franta came along and touched her up! She never responded to my emails!
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I shit on Hogan!
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One time, Franta, Silver Armadillo and I were in Orlando. I got seriously pissed on Tequila. So much so I started chasing the waitress around the restaurant! All Franta amd Silver Armadillo could do was hum the Benny Hill theme!
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I shit on Hogan!
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The next night Orlando, because of me, we couldn't get a table! Instead we were stuck in the bar where the Barman looked incredibly like Bsams! I saw the waitress from the night before for a moment - I then never saw her again.
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I shit on Hogan!
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Later that night, whilst very very drunk Silver Armadillo, Frant and I waited to go on a waterslide! Franta proceeded to mentally abuse a 10 year kid for cutting the line as I wnet down the slide - puking all the way down for everyone to enjoy!
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Me No Rikey Rob, he's a banana queer!
I shit on Hogan!
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One time in Chicago, I bit Kimis arse! Problem was, she preferred Theory9!
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I shit on Hogan!
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One time in Chicago, some bint tried to score some beer off us! Rufie told her to fuck off! Later that night, I got so pissed(drunk), I loked everyone out of the room and went to sleep! Rufie returned the favour the year after!
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I shit on Hogan!
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One time I was having a serious drinking session in Soho, London! I was accosted by 2 clip merchants(hookers that take your money and run) I told them rather too loudly that I was a homosexual! I was asked to leave the pub and they were alowed to stay!
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I shit on Hogan!
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One time, Nowhereman, Franta and I went drinking in London, I got so pissed that Franta and Nowhereman spitroasted me.
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I shit on Hogan!
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One time in London, Franta went to see a hooker, I didn't have any enough money, so I wnet to a bar nearby and drank myself stupid! Franta was there for 2 hours! In that time some birds came up to me, possibly hookers, I was so monged I couldn't utter a word!
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I shit on Hogan!
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When Frant was finally finished, I was asked to lave the pub! So we went to another. I went up to the bar but there was no one there, I waited five minutes. Just as someone came to serve another person came to bar - this bitch went to serve the other person! I told her I had been waiting five minutes and she should serve me. She preceeded to server the other person, so I chicked a big ashtray at her head, I missed her but smashed 2 optics!
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