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Animalys said:
I've been in town since last Thursday. And you didn't call me *weeps sorrowfully* I managed to escape from Halloween and Thanksgiving festivities(I spent Thanksgiving in Mexico, blissfully unencumbered), but I had no such luck with this particular holiday.

I arrived home and was instantly showered with affection and praise. Yesterday, I was forced to accept piles of gifts and compelled to gorge myself on table after table of food and drink. Today, I was dragged to various electronic stores so I could take advantage of the day after Christmas sales, and my kidnappers refused to allow me to pay for anything. Mercifully, the horror ends next week and I can go home to my roach-infested apartment and hearty supply of expired milk. I was actually beginning to get used the feel of silk sheets and the absence of midnight police raids next door.

Thank Gob I only have to endure all that once a year.




When do we get to see this Christmas journal of horrific family time anyway? You are quite the writer, ya know

And if you're going to be in town for another week.......